I want Corn Flakes.
You’re just trying to get this thread moved to Cafe Society.
Has there ever been a thread that moved through all the forums existing at the time?
Yes.
“Questions about the terrible production values and historical accuracy of the “Jesus Christ Superstar” performance in Chicago that I wasn’t invited to by my barn-building abusive mother-in-law last Thursday.”
If I recall correctly, that thread got moved around quite a bit.
Yeah, but that was April Fool’s Day. While technically correct . . .
You forgot to add: “…and why did the mods close it?”
Yeah, I also forgot to work the “Game Room” in there.
ahem
Take two, with help from Mr. Mace:
“On the Closing of My ‘Questions about the Terrible Production Values and Historical Accuracy of the Jesus Christ Superstar Musical as Performed by the Chicago Bulls that I wasn’t invited to by my Barn-Building Abusive Mother-in-Law Last Thursday’ Thread”
“On the Closing of My ‘Questions about the Terrible Production Values and Historical Accuracy of the Jesus Christ Superstar Musical as Performed by the Chicago Bulls that I wasn’t invited to by my Barn-Building Abusive Mother-in-Law Last Thursday’ Thread” on a treadmill
You forgot to add “MMP”
sigh sigh sigh
I forgot “Elections” too.
Being witty on the Internet is harder than it seems.
wanders off, in defeat, sighing
That’s what she said.
Oh, and for the omniforal thread, you might try something with gymnastics or figure skating. It’s a sport, therefore Game Room, but also aesthetic, hence Cafe Society, and has the winners decided by judges, which is sort of an election, which often has controversial political implications, thus Great Debates. That’s enough to get us started, though Comments is going to be tricky… The closest I can find is Why do women athletes tend to be flat-chested?.
On the Closing of My ‘Questions about the Terrible Production Values and Historical Accuracy of the Jesus Christ Superstar Musical that I wasn’t invited to by my Barn-Building Abusive Mother-in-Law Last Thursday’ Thread and its effect on voter turnout in Bumblebee Snort, Minnesota after the title character was replaced by former Governor and pro wrestler Jesse Ventura as played in that theater on N State St.
Wheeeeeeeee - reading this thread has been quite an experience. 
I just gotta agree with what everyone said, or didn’t say, or something.
The point is taken, the elk is dead, the beast stops at Swindon, Chabrol stops at nothing, I’m having treatment and La Fontaine can get knotted.
It’s funny what your mamma said. And I agree widdit.
Balls.
What they said.
:: beats Marley like a mule while using him as a pinata and mixing metaphors ::