On the first day of Christmas...

…my bank statement came to me…

Well, there goes my holiday list for the season…

At least the partridge is still cheap!

$4759 for nine ladies dancing? I don’t think we talking about the same kind of dancers…

Hmmm, nine dancers for ten days total, how long is the typical shift?

90 days * 4 hours = 360 hours

$13.20/hour - does that buy you a stripper or a ballerina? :wink: