I was grabbed last month for the full body scanner, and then on this last flight, my local airport went to 100% scanners.
Its a “Rapi-Scan”, which I assume is short for “RAPID scan”. Its not. Its slow as hell.
I think me an my girlfriend are the only 2 people ever to fly with metal zippers and an under wire bra. This last trip, she had nothing in her pockets, absolutely no jewelry, just jeans, underroos, bra and shirt.
She got the full body pat down, manual verification around her coochie to make sure it was a zipper, manual verification of the underwire bra, wanded and then asked if she wanted to in back for a visual inspection. She was pissed and unzipped her pants and pulled her shirt right up. Some 12 year old got a nice visual that will keep him spanking it for months.
I got the full body pat down and manual verification that there was a penis behind my zipper. And then they took my boarding pass and X-rayed it, those dangerous boarding passes.
Fricken useless. There are so many other giant holes its not even funny. Some airports have the Xray machines that come in from just one angle, some from 2 angles. I was watching a program a while back that showed how easy it is to camouflage a big ass knife if you know which way the bag is going to be Xrayed from. X rayed from 2 angles pretty darn impossible.
The metal detectors, I’m sure some of you have noticed, but the sensitivity has been turned WAY WAY down since just after 9/11. They used to pick up zippers on jeans, glasses, foil packed gum. I walked through without taking off my belt about 3 weeks ago and it didn’t go off.
And then the TSA, the ones with the “database” until recently didn’t actually check the name on your boarding pass against the “database”. If the name on your ID and your boarding pass was the same, go on through. They pull out there little eye loupes and black lights to check your ID, but if they aren’t checking the name against anything usefull, what the hell is the point. They all seem to have the little stands that scan your boarding pass and pop up your name, and hopefully it is checking it against their “database”, I’ve only seen it in use in Chicago so far, everyplace else I’ve been this summer just has them sitting there not in use yet.
I’d like to bitch about the TSA employees, but I really can’t, some of them are obviously the laziest and most useless sacks of carbon based goo to ever ooze across the earth, but for the most part, they are friendly and doing their job.
The TSA agency itself, about as effective as Border Patrol.