I’m one of those flukes in the universe, I’m not either boxer or brief, and after a day of study, I’m not favored to one side either. Both sides feel el`naturale and I would randomly find it on both sides throughout the day.
So I guess you might say I row both sides of the boat.
STOP HITTING ME!!! IT HURTS!!!
Hmm, I’m very confused and troubled by this thread. Grundy Jr. spends most of his time pointing upwards towards my navel. If I’m moving around, he tends to make his way left, but I don’t see this as a comfortable thing and do everything possible to correct it.
Everybody’s skirting around the issue, but I’ll just come right out and ask: are y’all talking about actually going down one pants leg or the other, or just lying to a side? Now, I’ll admit that I’m more of a “grower,” and I’m fine with that, but I can’t even imagine having to deal with those kind of space issues. What happens when you sit down? Ouch!
Beating around the answer! Har!
I’m right-handed, I “dress” to the left, and I use my left hand whenever I date Rosy Palm and her Five Sisters. The reason for my choice of masturbation hand has to do with the fact that my wiener not only points slightly to the left, it’s also rotated slightly to the left. My schlong naturally hangs such that the centerline is rotated a few degrees – the “top” is slightly to the right, and the “bottom” is slightly to the left. The bottom is where the super-sensitive spot is, where most of the sexual stimulation happens, and my objective in masturbating is to maximize the amount of palm-surface contact with said super-sensitive spot. (Being circumcized, I generally require lubrication as well, but I can get that by licking my hand. Although I can still get by with dry-humping my bedsheets.)
And the trophy for Way Too Much Information in a thread just bursting at the seams with personal info goes too… tracer!!!
Egads, I said seams! :smack:
Well, since somebody else brought it up… I’ve been meaning to post a poll for some time now to find the relationship between “handedness” and, um, “handedness”.
In other words:
Are you right- or left-handed?
and
Which hand do you “hold” with?
Cuz I’m right-handed, but the left hand takes care of bizness, knowwhatimean?
Hm, mrAru is right handed, dresses left and tosses off with is right hand. FWIW, AruRoomie is leftie, dresses left and tosses off left. He is now wondering why MrAru and I are giggling madly and asking him such strange questions, and the beer is the only reason he actually answered <evil grin>
I had never given the subject much thought, never imagining that it would make a difference. As I am sitting here, everything is to the left ( I wear boxers). I tried moving everything to the right, but it feels unnatural, so apparently I dress left.
FYI, I am right handed, and “right handed”.
Hangs on the left, manipulated with the right, right-handed.
After reading this thread, I came across a very apropos historical tidbit: A ring piericing the top of the penis is called a prince albert, named after (drumroll, please) Prince Albert. (duh). But according to my source (Cosmopolitan 
), he called it a dressing ring and used it to attach his member to one pants leg or the other. :eek: Now, that sounds painful!
I dress in the center. Yay, briefs! Way too much movement and constricting action going on down in the groinal region for me to be comfortable wearing boxers.
galt:
The pointing part is pointing up, but not turgid or anything. The dangly bags do not point, of course, as pointing is not in their nature. Yeah, the neat package that doesn’t reach the seam thing, exactly. Nothing is more right than left or more left than right, or not consistently so. Everything is above the seam, although the pants are not loose. Bikinibriefs.
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Well, that depends on the thread, now doesn’t it?
Anyway, my tailor knows that I dress left, so he makes my left pants leg longer than my right pants leg. That way, I don’t inadvertently violate the local exposure ordinances … 
and :dubious:
I dress to the left. If it slips to the right I have to rearrange it or it’s just too uncomfortable.
I just tuck it in my (left) sock to keep it quiet.
I generally go commando and I definately dress left.
I am ambidextrous and I occasionally cheat on “Palmela Handerson” with “Rosie Palms”…but “Rosie” doesn’t mean anything to me 
The first time TeenSthrnAccent was going to be measured for a suit, I mentioned to him briefly and as off hand as possible before he left the house, that the tailor would be measuring his inseam. and explained what the inseam is from where to where. And told him he would likely be asked, “Which way do you dress?” and that it means to which side are your dangly bits most likely to be resting when you put on your underpants. I figured it was less embarrassed to be forewarned by your mother in private than to wonder what the heck the tailor is talking about whilst turning into a glowing red blushmaniac in public with a stranger.
Next burning question is - did you actually call them dangly bits? :dubious:
I need my eyes checked.
When I first read that post, it parsed as the semen just goes down the middle.
Which is probably technically correct but not at all what Gemma intended. Sorry, Gemma
Yes.