Sisyphus_Stone:
I went to the tailor today to get my first ever suit. Sad in a way, I guess it means that I’m joining the adult world.
We agreed on a fabric (light Aussie wool), a colour (navy blue pinstripe) and a style (three button, narrow lapels etc). At any rate, the tailor had these paper thingies that were probably suit patterns that he wrapped around my shoulders, my chest, down my arms, my middle, my hips and the rest, making measurements with his tape measure all the while. When he got to my hips he asked, “On which side do you hang?”
Ummm? WTF?
Anyway, he explained that men’s dangly bits usually hang left or hang right. I, apparently, hang left. My dad explained that this means that my dangly bits are more comfortable on the left side of the crutch seam.
New concept for me.
Do women hang? Does the seam feel more comfortable pitched to the left or the right of the labia? If so, on which side do you hang?
Men, on which side do you hang?
Yeah, years ago I was getting a suit for a wedding and the tailor asked “Do you dress right of left” So I guess here they ask if you dress right or left. Do we have to be so proper? Just ask “what side of the zipper does your ding dong hang?” Ya know.
indecisive1:
A slight highjack:
My Radiologist father told me that in X-rays of a man with an injured leg the penis will be on the side that’s injured. He had a medical term for it, but I can’t remember what it was.
I better go google this out. My dad liked to tease me by making stuff up!
Throckmorton’s sign , perhaps?