On why I am going to have to change Chiropractors

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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On why I am going to have to change Chiropractors

I visit my Chiropractor every couple of weeks to get an adjustment so I feel all nice and supple. I’ve been doing this on and off for years (26 to be exact). I am very happy with my current doctor, however, an event occurred today which will force me to discontinue using his services.

To wit: as the good doctor was adjusting me and the room was filled with happy little popping noises, I involuntarily let loose a fart! :eek: Neither of us acknowledged my little contribution to the proceedings and the exam proceeded as if no one noticed a thing. But I can’t help imaging all the laughing in the office after I left.

Damn, I hate to lose a good Chiropractor. :frowning:

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I agree… it sounds like your relationship with your chiropractor could turn explosive at any moment!

:smiley:

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Chiropractors are medical frauds.
Go to a good, licensed massage therapist.
Just as helpful, & costs much less.

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Only because I have a reputation to uphold - I respond to any and all fart threads.

I’d betcha you’re not the first. The good doctor’s probably heard this before.

Of course, this is one of the reasons I’m kind of scared to get a massage. I’m afraid I’ll get too relaxed, if you “catch my drift”…

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One of my best friends is a chiro, and he says that farting during adjustments is both common and no big deal. I wouldn’t sweat it.

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Every two weeks for 26 years???

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And you’re not fixed yet??? Sounds like a scam to me…