once again, I'm missing the fucking joke

A-Fucking-MEN.

Let me put it this way, I think rape is bad EXCEPT when the victim is a rapist or a child molester. I don’t mean just convicted rapists and child molesters, I mean actual rapists and child molesters…and actually, I think I’ll throw in wife-beaters too, what the hell.

I don’t know who the guilty ones are, but whoever they are, it’s fine with me if they get raped. For anyone else it’s bad.

Also, I haven’t said anything about the state legitmizing prison rape, I’m just saying that I don’t feel bad when it happens to those who have brutalized others.

We had a case up here in Minnesota not to long ago where a woman was kidnapped from her job at a convenience store, taken into the woods, raped, murdered and burned.

When the guy who did was sentenced to life in prison, the victim’s mother was allowed to address the court. She looked right at the guy and said “Say hi to Bubba.” Now is anyone going to say that woman didn’t have a right to feel that way?

Let me put it this way, I think rape is bad EXCEPT when the victim is a rapist or a child molester. I don’t mean just convicted rapists and child molesters, I mean actual rapists and child molesters…and actually, I think I’ll throw in wife-beaters too, what the hell.

I don’t know who the guilty ones are, but whoever they are, it’s fine with me if they get raped. For anyone else it’s bad.

Also, I haven’t said anything about the state legitmizing prison rape, I’m just saying that I don’t feel bad when it happens to those who have brutalized others.

We had a case up here in Minnesota not too long ago where a woman was kidnapped from her job at a convenience store, taken into the woods, raped, murdered and burned.

When the guy who did was sentenced to life in prison, the victim’s mother was allowed to address the court. She looked right at the guy and said “Say hi to Bubba.” Now is anyone going to say that woman didn’t have a right to feel that way?

Q: What’s the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
A: You can’t toss out the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What the fuck are you talking about? I’ve written a few checks when I was not aware there wouldn’t be enough in my account to cover them. Fortunately I have a good bank in that they process those overdrafts anyway and charge me 30 bucks for each overdraft.

They ate this the first time I posted.

No. That’s diferrent. That situation is real. Porky and Daisy are cartoons. Old cartoons. Old cartoons don’t rape each other. Its’ silly. There in lays the humor. Daisy and Porky-silly, funny. Bart Simpson and some GI’s wife-silly, funny.

I found that thread in which we covered very silimar agruements. I think catsix puts it best in the middle of page two, “But it’s impossible to categorically say that either ‘it is funny’ or ‘it isn’t funny’. It’s a matter of who you ask.”
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Here is a thread that jokes Onion style about 9-11. Touchy, but humorous. Is 9-11 funny? Hell no. Can it be? Hell yeah.
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What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

What’s brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.

How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass!

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob.

No, but you more or less implied that anyone who would hit their kid is an abusive parent.

And no, it’s not the same thing, but for you to say that, and at the same time, think it’s okay to laugh at prison rape…I dunno, man, kinda screwed up priorities.

Nice Jack, Wolfian. I really did love that Snopes about Bart Simpson. I’d never heard that, but it sounds like the typical stuff of the time.

Getting back to the OP, I don’t know how someone can think a chronic shoplifter deserves getting his shit pushed in. What about the old parable about “would you steal a loaf of bread to give to your starving child?” that loads of people have answered on their Mensa exams…

So I sell some weed to my uncle and I end up grabbing my ankles? How’s that right?

QUOTE]*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth *
Prison rape is not funny. Rape is not funny. Perpetuating acts of violence against another person is not funny. Wise the hell up.
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Gingy, with all due respect ( stopped reading the thread after I came upon your post) no, it’s not funny in a “haha” way but in the way of “the mother fucker deserves it” comes to mind.

I am completely against rape as a woman but when a man comes home after a drunken night and decides that his woman would make a rather nice punching bag out of his woman, with no notice, I could give a fuck if “Bubba” takes on the fuckhead as his unintended girlfriend while locked up. Same for men that rape women or children. They deserve what they get.

Look, I am all for humane treatment, but the moment a mother fucker decided that wife, daughter, son are prime punching territory or they decide that their ability to force their wife or child into sexual intercourse, especially the kids, the mother fucker deserves what he gets.

Unprovoked violence, unprovoked forced sexual encounters and sexual encounters with kids…and even unprovoked violence with children is not, not something I take lightly.

Granted the OP was different than what you are talking about but there are men, men I know personally, that deserve the ruthless treatment of rape in prison.

No I don’t believe in capital punishment but if their fellow inmates felt them to be that horrific…fuck them. Literally.

I have known men that deserve to have a little penis in their ass, as straight men, for punching, hitting, forcing sex upon a woman, even as wifes.

I have no sympathy and I wont be that sappy as sappy as I am.

You fuck with people, then fuck what happens to you. If you treat people with respect then I think you deserve the best that life has to offer.

It’s a damn fine line but once you become a dick to those you “'sposedly love” with hitting, forcing and putting down your “loved” one, you deserve all the shit that happens.

No, rape isn’t funny, but the mother fucker that violates the rights of the innocent is the moment I start giving a rat’s ass.

And environmental offenders. Your declaration about them is, I believe, the reason jarbabyj started this thread. Are you still claiming they should be raped?

Not the child killers, not convicted rapists, not some vicious thug. Environmental offenders. Yes or no.

You must be confusing me with someone else. I never said shit about environmental offenders.

Ah, “PC handwringers” who “would be singing a different tune”. Another lovely usage of the noise “PC” to suggest that people are only holding a particular position for the political expediency of it, rather than actually expressing their actual honest beliefs.

The criminal in question is an environmental offender.

Do you think he should be raped while in prison?

My two statements were unrelated. My second statement was not about the criminal in the OP but just a facetious response to the sanctimonious “prison-rape-isn’t-funny” preaching in the thread. It was a generic, sarcastic comment.

No, I don’t think that environmental offenders should be raped. I just think people need to lighten up a little bit about the “Bubba” jokes.

Actually, you’re probably right. I usually hate the term “PC” and I don’t know what possessed me to use it in this thread. I’ll just call those people “humorless and self-righteous” instead.

Yeah, pretty much. There wasn’t a deeper meaning there or anything.

Mr. B- neither, and it wasn’t my dad. Please do not make assumptions(or try to set me off).

** jarbabyj ** I apologize for the slight hijack. I have nothing more to add except that I agree with you 100% on this issue.

Thank you.

Really?

Well, I almost wound up in prison for something I didnt do. In fact, If I wasn’t able to afford a lawyer, i would more than likely would have, and even if I didnt I would have spent over a year waiting for the case to come to trial sitting in jail if I couldnt afford bail(yes it took that long to come to trial).

there are lots of innocent people in jail who werent so lucky.

There was a story a while back about a guy who got raped repeatedly while in jail overnight for participating in a peace protest.

Im sure somebody can post the link…I’ve seen it here before.

I have a friend who did a year because he couldnt afford his child support payments. His child support was set when he was working for the family business…When his dad died, he lost his high paying family job, but his support payments didnt change(he couldnt afford the lawyer to change it). Added to that, when he did have money, he gave it directly to his ex, or bought school stuff for his kid, so he didnt get credit…maybe he made some bad choices in that, but that deserves rape?(he didnt get raped, he’s a rather large individual…but he got into a lot of fights to keep it that way…).

Second Star to the Right: I’m sorry for the generalization. I was worried you were sandbagging.

I have a relative who was in the system and according to her, it was pretty fucking awful, all the time. She was in for domestic abuse.