OK, we know where ya did it. Now tell us where you would like to do it, that you haven’t gotten a chance yet.
Mine - simple:
In a thunderstorm.
A bit harder:
In Fort Worth, there is a traditional Japanese Garden as part of the Botanical Gardens. In that garden, there is a circular concrete platform (about the size of a theater stage) with a yin/yang pattern embedded in the concrete. I’d like to make love on that platform. At night. By the light of the full moon.
…in a state so nonintuitive it can only be called weird…
In a cemetery, at night. But not just any old cemetery. There’s a masonic cemetery that I know of, with a marble platform/altar thingy in the middle of it, surrounded by hedges. There.
Also, any number of obscure nooks and crannies in high-traffic areas that I’ve found and noted for just that purpose. A couple in Civic Plaza, a few at the public library, a bunch at various shopping malls. I’m thinking about writing them all down and distributing them to interested parties so that if I can’t try them out, at least somebody can.
And, finally, the one place I would really like to Do It the most: At any party hosted by my ex-girlfriend.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
