Once More For The SDMB Cure-All

Ok, since we’ve conclusively proven that the SDMB cures colds, I gotta make use of these awesome powers once again. I’ve got way to much to do over at the new house in the next few days, what with tearing down wallpaper and painting walls and such.

Hey magical SDMB cold-curing powers…can I bother you again? I got a sinus cavity that’s acting like a lemon chiffon soft-serve ice cream machine, and I can’t be spending all damn day constantly putting down the paint roller so’s I can blows my nose. Little help, please?

Ahhh…I can feel it starting to work already…