Ok, I didn’t want to dip into this well yet again, but enough is enough.
As has been proven time and time and time and time again, the SDMB cures colds. And after three fricking weeks of this on-again/off-again illness being traded around by myself, my wife and my daughter, it’s time to put a stop to this crap.
Oh Mystical SDMB Curative, do your stuff!
And so it is asked…so it is given:::::::::::::::::::::::poof::::::::::::::::::::::
[sup]p.s. don’t forget to take your echinacia[/sup]
Well, we could cure your cold, but then you’d have to go through the initiation ritual again. And the animal rights people won’t let us get a new goat.
I wanted to start a rant about all the sick people at my workplace, but I’ll just do it here instead. 
We seem to constantly be recycling the same germs at work, once everyone gets sick it starts over again, apparently mutating just enough to be infective again. I am getting tired of it myself. There were at least 3 sniffley sneezy staff walking around the clinic today*. Tonight I bought some airborne and I am going to take it every few hours and perhaps sings some chants and rub my fat cat’s bellies (I don’t have a Buddha) for luck. I wish the grocery store still had some of that pickled garlic. Mmm … and garlic is a natural antibiotic, even germs won’t want to come near you. Give some garlic a try, in any form … except maybe ice cream.
*At least The Crazed Lysol Sprayer wasn’t there today. That’s even worse, as she unloads almost an entire can which aggravates my asthma. I’ll take my chances with the germs, thankyouverymuch.