One day, two bullets: both dodged

The doctors found a couple lumps in my wife’s breast on Thursday, and took a biopsy right there and then. Then came the wait…

At the same time, on the other side of the planet, my brother was on the last leg of a two day flight to visit his girlfriend’s parents (and quite possibly ask for her hand, but I digress). The last flight was overbooked. They tried good old fashioned bribes. Palms were greased. 500 Naira was spent. But it didn’t work. The plain took off without them, and the greedy bastards kept the bribes.

They told my wife to call at three for her results. She called at five after, and the doctor told her to call back. It took an hour, but he called back. No cancer! That was a damn fine thing to hear on a Friday night. I think this scare finally has her quitting smoking all the way.

That night, my brother was composing an email.

Sometimes 24 hours can have a lot of bad lurking in the wings. Sometimes 24 hours can have luck. I hit the lucky 24.

Holy shit.

I think that kind of thing would be worth five *thousand *naira. Definitely a fortunate day, there.

Wow.

Hooray. :slight_smile:

That is good news all around. And I truly hope that your wife quits smoking too.

Yes, sounds like a sigh of relief is most definately in order. Good luck to your wife in quitting once and for all.

As soon as you mentioned Port Harcourt… ugh. Those poor kids. Your brother sounds amazingly composed for just having endured such a close call.

Nurse Carmen, I now have goose sized goose bumps because of you! I’m glad your wife and brother are great; they both won the only lottery that really matters.