Just remembered a couple I came up with…
My co-worker who wears a whooooooooolelotta makeup: Spackle-tacular!
My one-word description of Skecher shoes which did not win a contest for a new ad campaign: Chunk-o-graphic!
Been-offline-for-weeks-and-unable-to-Dope-and-pathetically-relieved-to-be-Doping-again.
blubbers
[sub][sup]I really missed you guys. [/sup][/sub]
The one I’d give myself:
whack-job
(I guess that can be taken two ways, double entendre completely unintentional)
The one others would give me:
passive-agressive
Err, is whack-job hyphenated?
Non-sequitir-prone, and along those lines, hiccup-prone. Maybe clarity-challenged as well. I wish I were laying prone right now 
apoca-licious.