Snooty and crazy. She set off my nutjob alarm even before I knew what she did.
Benzodiazepines (like valium) and alcohol usually knock people down hard! Although sternal rubs are a surprisingly crappy way to wake people up…
*He’s *never going to forget her.
How is that even possible?
ETA: I mean that you were able to see her picture before reading the headline and seeing the pictures of the guy’s arm, not to mention the thread title of “One night stand gone bad”.
<scribbles this down for future reference>
Ha - I forwarded the link to my boyfriend and his response was similar. He said “I bet he didn’t do it right” or something to that effect.
i thought furniture at first and wondered if someone had a bad incident with falling out of bed.
totally different than what i pictured.
That’s what the wonderful blue pill is all about. You get it up no matter how drunk you are.
(at least, that’s what my friends tell me… yeah, that’s it)
It’ll buff right out. 
YeeOUCH!
Gotta admit, when I saw the thread title I thought “Somebody’s getting married!”
She’s cute.
I opened the article link before reading the thread. Her picture happened to be the first thing I saw in the article.
That and I have a pretty good nutjob detector. 
…Dom?
The only one night stands that have gone bad for me are the ones that start calling me ‘boyfriend.’
Yeah but even with that kind of sedation, those are some deep and plentiful cuts. Still crazy that he didn’t wake up at all.
I liked this part though:
Quite literally.