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If there was ever a better example of why we “don’t stick the dick in the crazy”… or use drugs stupidly.
Forwarded to my rugby club.
It’s nice when something like this comes out to let us all know that the girls we hang out with are crazy, but not that crazy!
She’s a real cut-up, ain’t she?
“But baby, I thought you wanted to see my etchings!”
See, now that’s why I only screwed around with women that had aspen trees in their yard.
It cuts like a knife, but it feels so right.
I had a friend, who had a friend, who knew this guy, whose cousin met this chick at a bar, and she was really hot, see, and so my friend’s friend’s guy-he-knew’s cousin took her home to his apartment, and they were drinking some beers, and when his back was turned, the chick slipped a mickey in his drink and he blacked out. When he woke up, he was lying in his bathtub, with ice all around him, and he had a big scar along the side of his chest, and he went to the ER, and it turned out that his kidney was gone! The chick stole his frakking kidney! It’s true, I swear to God.
And my friend also had another friend, whose brother used to work with this guy, who knew this other guy who went to a bar and picked up another hot chick, and they went home to his house and frakked. And when he woke up in the morning, the chick was gone, but she wrote in lipstick on his bathroom mirror “Last night was wonderful, welcome to the world of AIDS.” And so my friend’s friend’s brothers’ old co-workers’ friend got an AIDS test, and he had AIDS. It’s totally, totally, totally true.
Interesting. Tell us about your friend whose cousins boyfriend’s dentist’s best friend’s pilates instructer knew one of the MOSSAD agents who flew into the twin towers.
If the guy was so drunk that he didn’t notice her carving her name, how come he was able to get it up for the one-night stand? I’m sure I’d have noticed before she’d finished cutting the first letter.
OMG! My cousin knew this girl, who had a sister worked at the WTC, and she was dating this middle-eastern guy, and he TOTALLY told her not to go to work that morning! He said ‘call in sick.’
I also know this OTHER guy, who had a friend, who had a friend, whose SISTER picked up some rastafarian guy while she was on vacation in Jamaica. And she had a one-night stand with him, and he took off in the morning before she woke up. And she figured ‘no big deal.’ But after her vacation was over, she was downloading pictures she took with her camera, and she saw these pictures of him! See, he when she was sleeping, he took pictures of himself. AND THEN…she sees this picture that the dude took of himself, and he had her toothbrush and he was shoving it up way up in his rear end…and she had totally been brushing her teeth with this same toothbrush for, like, two weeks after it happened!! It’s true. My friend swears it’s true and he wouldn’t lie!
Dude, those cuts are deep.
Wonder how they’re going to scar up.
Maybe if he’d been able to get it up, she’d have had something better to do than her etchings.
This might just be a publicity stunt for Mederma.
I suspect that he was aware of it at the time and in a blackout. Probably some sort of “Blood Play” thing. Also, I wonder if she is seeing anyone. I am looking for the Crazy Knife Chick™ of my dreams.
This is why you never sleep over. You’ve always got a morning meeting, people!
Valium and booze do not mix well, and the random gashes are scarier than her name. I wonder what she was on that she didn’t get at least a little worried when he didn’t flinch at any of her cutting. Seems more painful than a sternum rub.
If you’re going to carve your name in someone’s arm, at least have the courtesy to use a nickname. Nine letters are too many!
From now on, he should only date girls named Sue, Jen, Liz, or Jan.
Puts a whole new spin on the Beatles lyric “4,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire”.
I bet that woman is an amazing lay. She’s pretty hot in a sort-of snooty-looking way, too.