So I was walking back from lunch along the usual throng of vagabonds. You see, I work in a bad part of town near the Capital building and the Greyhound station. I was suddenly transported to Arakis and the local downtrodden Fremen stood there with a sign that mentioned his dialysis… I mean his punishment where his water must not comingle with the tribes and he took the tube that was in his body… I mean still suit and took a big drink from it. :eek: GAG!!! I am still feeling quesy about that one. I don’t know if anyone can top that story for sheer grossness factor but I am sure the teeming millions will try. Unfortunately this one was true.
I s’pose the question is where this tube was leading to… Is it possible this guy had gotten hold of a Camelbak or something?
(If not, then definite ick.)
The tube was sticking out of his chest. His sign said he was on dialysis. I could see where it went in. I thought dialysis was typically around the belly button but still it was drinking his own body fluids from a tube that came directly out of his body (I could see it.) :eek:
Maybe it was The Water of Life[sup]TM[/sup].:eek:
I went down to take him a bottle of water from the Cafe and he isn’t there anymore. Oh well. I normally don’t give to the local vagrants because I donate directly to shelters that will aid in job training, feeding, housing, and generally getting them off the street but this was an exceptional case. I hope that I don’t see him again because that was just nasty. I gagged walking across the street thinking about him.
I am thinking the Illuminati have kidnapped him to make really perverted “drink from a catheter” porn.