One Second Mystery

Dead. Why?

Meteor!

Airplane door fell on 'em.


TMR
LETS RIDE THIS SAUCER FULL OF SupErlovE INTO OUR FORTOLD UTOPIAN MILLENIUM…

Ate my wife’s lasagna.

Ebola virus!

DING! DING! DING!

That was amazing! How the hell did you get that Inky?

Auto-erotic asphyxiation?

Neeto!

They ate my cooking…



Girlbysea (AKA: ChiefScott’s GBS)

Actually, a meteor collided with a plane, causing much debris to fall from the sky, including a door which fell through the roof of CDC’s research facility and dropped into a pan of Wally’s wife’s lasagna, which was sitting in the break room. The resulting splatter of sauce got into the eye of one of the researchers, and it proceeded to irritate his vision all day long. He failed to see a small tear in his safety suit and later contracted the deadly ebola virus during a messy centrifuge accident.

Good job everyone!!

I knew it had to be something like that.

That was my second guess. My first guess was bad dog biscuits.

Do I still win the year’s supply of Turtle Wax?


…send lawyers, guns, and money…

       Warren Zevon

No, that’s what the killer WANTs you to think. Actually, the butler did it.

…in the Conservatory with the rope.


I’ll stop procrastinating tomorrow.

OK, here’s a two-second mystery.

Floating in sea. Why?


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I can only please one person per day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.

Because she’s a witch, and made of wood?

Because they’re heavier than a duck?

Why a duck?

What is the airspeed velocity…
<duck>

Oh, now I know why a duck.


I’ll stop procrastinating tomorrow.

Because he was out of root beer.


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Mined too much helium?