One Week Left...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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… until my not-entirely-voluntary hiatus.

See, as I had posted last week, I’m getting a new job. And while the boost in pay is nice, and having health benefits is beyond nice, they are lacking in one thing, as far as I know.

They don’t give their people net access.

And since I’m moving on May 1st (no phone at new place) the odds are good that I’m going to have to wait until June to get my regular Dope fix.

So I may be gone. Which sucks, as I was hoping to make a report on the SacDope fest (if it happens…) my 2000th post. Or 2100th, if I missed the 2000 mark.

So 2 things now:

1- Who’s going to miss me?

 and

2- What should I do with my spare time until I get net access back?

2

Woohoo! Let the “taking behind Tristan’s back” begin!

you know i never liked him…

3

I’ll be honest.

I’m a little disturbed at what exactly it may be that my good buddy garius may be taking. Especially behind my back.

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:smack:

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Masturbate frequently and vigorously.

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Hell i do that and browse the net! Learn to multi-task mate…

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You’re living in a college town. Use your spare time to do a vigorous search for internet cafes and libraries which provide internet access.

Or take up homebrewing. Or get back into fighting. Train for June Crown!

Heraldry?

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Well, yeah as a matter of fact you will be missed. I hope everything goes well for you. Use your time to get out and make some new friends and go new places. Then come back and tell us about it.

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Do you like to read?

Or there’s the ever popular hours on end of television…

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Hone your skills and use the time away to fight crime.

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learn to knit?

(come back soon!!)

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Mmmm… homebrewing. That’s definitly part of the plan.

Fighting crime would work, but considering where I live, I’m worried it would take all my time.

Masturbation… well, I hate to brag… so I won’t.

I’ve learned today that the odds are good I will have access, but it will be limited. Apparently they’re pretty strict about it. We’ll have to see how it goes. Maybe I can get my boss hooked on the Dope. That always seems to help the cause…

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You don’t know me…but I’ll miss you Tristan:frowning:

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You’re… you’re… you’re leaving?

This doesn’t mean the end of the SacDope, does it?

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Well, it’s not voluntary, and it’s only temporary.

I’ll still be checking my yahoo mail on a pretty regular basis… that’s one of the reasons I sent out the mass SacDope mailing. I keep hoping to get confirmation from people.

So far, just Snooooooooopy, via e-mail.

sigh

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I as always have the answer to your problem…come see your mother more often, you see she has a DSL connection.

I’m not all that far away ya know.

Mom’s are cool, especially yours.:wink:

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True.

Well folks, this is it.
My last shift at the old job. I’m going to post to this again at the end of my shift, and then, barring visits to my mother, I’m going to be Dopeless, most likely for weeks, possibly months.

I’m going to miss you all.

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Alright kids, I’m out of here.

Try not to eat all the food in the fridge, and make sure the little ones are in bed by 9pm.

I’ll be back soon… I hope.