Trying to piece together occasionally confusing grammar…
Once, twice, three…no, wait a minute…
One enigmatic man’s dream defenestrated all reality. In time, barnacles adhered snugly under Wilbur’s buttocks. Suddenly, his locomotive exploded, raining fiery poop upon chumpettes of robotic origin. Every virgin Uzbekistan native tries crack, at least for the chance to become a Baroness [sub]{very long word in some polysynthetic Amerind language like Cheyenne or something that expresses the idea “Being a Baroness was always Wilbur’s dream”}[/sub] … No, you infidel! Burn in Tomato-land until such events spiral out of any semblance to…huh? Floccinaucinihilipilification was normal, however Algeria wasn’t. Despite manipulations by third-world pirates and their dopplegangers, the diamond cartel demanded exclusive rights to publish Hunter’s zombie disposal techniques. Inexplicably, sandcrabs have bioluminescent cup-holders. These
…events…
(Keep 'em coming!)