One Word at a Time (a very silly game)

The object of this most demented game is to write a story one word at a time. When you post, copy the entire previous story and add one word to the end of it. You may also add punctuation. You are not allowed to have two turns in a row, nor are you allowed to alter anyone else’s work.

Here is an example:

Poster1: The
Poster2: The cabbage
Poster3: The cabbage was
Poster4: The cabbage was omnipresent,

Etc.

The story so far:

Walter

Walter stabilized

Walter stabilized everybody’s

Walter stabilized everybody’s horrendously

Walter stabilized everybody’s humours

Walter stabilized everybody’s horrendously upright

Walter stabilized everybody’s horrendously upright piano.

Walter stabilized everybody’s horrendously upright piano. Upon

Walter stabilized everybody’s horrendously upright piano. Without

Walter stabilized everybody’s horrendously upright piano. Upon hearing

Walter stabilized everybody’s horrendously upright piano. Upon hearing Beethoven’s

Walter stabilized everybody’s horrendously upright piano. Upon hearing Beethoven’s toilet

Walter stabilized everybody’s horrendously upright piano. Upon hearing Beethoven’s Baby

Walter stabilized everybody’s horrendously upright piano. Upon hearing Beethoven’s toilet whisper

Walter stabilized everybody’s horrendously upright piano. Upon hearing Beethoven’s toilet whisper three

Walter stabilized everybody’s horrendously upright piano. Upon hearing Beethoven’s toilet whisper three concertos

Walter stabilized everybody’s horrendously upright piano. Upon hearing Beethoven’s toilet whisper three concertos, hundreds

Walter stabilized everybody’s horrendously upright piano. Upon hearing Beethoven’s toilet whisper three concertos, hundreds of

Walter stabilized everybody’s horrendously upright piano. Upon hearing Beethoven’s toilet whisper three concertos, hundreds of cockroaches

Walter stabilized everybody’s horrendously upright piano. Upon hearing Beethoven’s toilet whisper three concertos, hundreds of cockroaches, and