New rule about games..and a new game

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I think we should limit the number of games posted by a single person to 400. Sorry SqrlCub but now you’re gonna have to cut back. It’s official, no more than 400 games per week. Just kidding…or am I. Your games are great…Just kidding…or am I.

This game is the “confuse the hell out of everybody who tries to read the thread.”

Any method is employable. You can…

change word spelling. switch word sequences. drug readers with chloroform. speak in a Yoda-esque style.

whatever you want goes.

Just don’ut squirrel the beat and the pell-o jurple.

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steeljaw, when are you going to return my pants?

Pink paper pen tissues.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…

3

Cellular?
Scooter my daisy heads.

Hey, you look like a smart guy, wanna buy a cape?

4

…so he says “Rectum!? It went up so far that it damn near KILLED him!!”.

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?flower the to happened What .petals tzu-tzu’s with hell The

6

Spaghetti? Sometimes.

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Well I think a big plastic candy cane is worth a taco

8

Shoo Fly Pie and Apple Pan Dowdy
Make my eyes light up, my tummy say howdy
Shoo Fly Pie and Apple Pan Dowdy
I can’t get enough of that wondeful stuff.

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“When waxing with floss one must remeber that walruses have purple keychains. And further to more, no one will be with out for they are none inside, save for the twice round from other bits.”

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This reminds me a lot of this thread.

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Actually, this thread reminded me immediately of ssskuggiii and his amazingly ambiguous “joke”. But Badtz is correct about that thread.

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Does this look infected to you?

13

Where is the copymonkey?
And what is the copymonkey?

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I can’t believe I’m going to be able to use this two posts in a row.

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True, and, in addition, let me add:

Hut-Sut Rawlson on the rillerah and a brawla, brawla sooit,
Hut-Sut Rawlson on the rillerah and a brawla sooit.
Hut-Sut Rawlson on the rillerah and a brawla, brawla sooit,
Hut-Sut Rawlson on the rillerah and a brawla sooit.

Fenris

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My eyes itch.
It must be the Russians again.

Shhhh! Did you hear that?

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::puts on tinfoil hat and listens::

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My analyst told me that I was right out of my head
He said I’d need treatment but I’m not that easily led
He said I was the type that was most inclined when out of his sight to be out of my mind -
And he thought I was nuts
No more ifs or ands or buts.

They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild
with all my crazy ideas
But I knew what was happenin’ - I knew I was a genius.
What’s so strange when you know that you’re a wizard at three?
I knew that this was meant to be.

Well I heard little children are supposed to sleep tight
And that’s why I got into the bottle one night
My parents got frantic didn’t know what to do
But I saw some crazy scenes before I came to now -

Do you think I was crazy?
I may have been only three but I was swingin’!

They all said <angry young men?>
They all said Edison and also an Einstein
But why should I feel sorry if they just couldn’t understand the idiomatic logic that went on in my head?
I had a brain it was insane
Oh they used to laugh at me when I refused to ride on those double-decker buses
Because there was no driver on the top.

(Man, this chick is twisted!)

My analyst told me that I was right out of my head
But I said dear doctor I think that it’s you instead
Because I have got a thing that’s unique and new
To prove that I’ll have the last laugh on you
'Cuz instead of one head - I’ve got two!
And you know that two heads are better than one…

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I know who the copymonkey is. :slight_smile:

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Help! I’ve locked myself out of your head. Please let me in.

Sincerely,
-Your brain