Write a Story One Letter at a Time!

Cafe Society
#1

OK! I can’t stand it anymore! Maybe it’s already been done (In fact, I’m pretty sure it has) but, it’s time for:

Write a story one letter at a time!

Pretty self-explanatory-- just add another letter to the story. You can add a space if you like, so long as what preceded it is a word and (hopefully) in context (at least a little bit). If the sequence of letters laid down before you don’t make sense (e.g. “r-o-a-s-x” then you can delete and replace the last letter. Punctuation can be added by anyone whenever it would fit, but it counts as a letter.

NOTE: this is partly a satire of all the “Write a Story” threads, but maybe it’ll work.

I’ll start with a big ol’
Y

#2

Y-e

(Note that one letter posts are not allowed, so future posters might want to have the preceding letters).

#3

Sorry, guys, but this is entirely too tedious and pointless. We encourage you to have fun, but a thread like this just spawns post-padding. Cafe Society is really meant for discussions of the arts (not stories written one letter or even one word at a time), and this thread wouldn’t even survive in MPSIMS. So, closed it is, I’m afraid.