One Word Answer, Please - Is Jerry Falwell Going to Heaven?

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Splunge!

NotLikely

(does that count as one word?)

WhyNot? :smiley:

Who?

Ditto

Yes.
I like to think that God is an iron. Jerry’s probably Mohamed Atta’s 72nd ass-virgin.

He’d be safe if he was Jewish- no hell! :wink:
No- don’t believe in it.

No.

+1 on the worm food. No afterlife. And in this case, at least, that’s unfortunate.

I don’t believe in either, but if I did =

Oh hell no.

Yes.

The question is, what is Jerry going as?

If you’re agnostic would that make God a waffle iron?

Yes

Sorry, don’ t believe in heaven and hell, at least not beyond the one’s we create for ourselves :wink: . Although, for cases like this, I kinda wish that there was a hell and that it had PPV. I would pay good money to see that hypocritical baffoon fried up in his own juices :D.

nope

I hope so, so God can bitch-slap him throughout eternity for being such an asshole.

If you’re agnostic would that make God a waffle iron?

Clever, I like it :cool: . I’m agnostic and I think it could work; after all, in my experience, waffle irons also only work about half as well as they’re supposed to :smack: .

Inconceivable.

He’ll cause a stink greater than he ever did in life. He’ll be locked in a box, dropped into a concrete crypt which will have a multi-ton stone slab placed on top if it. Then the whole thing will be covered with 5-6 feet of dirt. Not Heaven and 25 years too late, but better late than never.