Jerry Falwell near death!

I know we aren’t supposed to wish death on anyone, so I won’t.

I’ll just not shed any tears if this bigoted old bastard croaks.

Falwell is a member? Please say he isn’t a charter member!

Worse. He’s an admin.

He’s a prick, if that’s what you mean.

Maybe there is a God, after all!

Yeah, like a close cousin.

What makes you think God wants him?

The end-times are nigh!

He’s not a poster, you can wish all sorts of horrible deaths on him.

You guys are mean. How can you mock one of God’s servants? Surely a small meteoroid will land on each of your houses.

If its the same Big Guy I learned about in Sunday School, Mr. Falwell is in for a nasty surprise.

“Whats that smell? Is it sulphur? Man, is it ever hot here in Heaven!..”

CNN story.

Yeah, like not having one. :rolleyes:

Sweet!

Did you know he lost his virginity to his mother in an outhouse?

Oddly enough, I just watched The People vs Larry Flynt last night. That guy that played Falwell could not possibly have done a better job of personifying the smarmy git.

Jerry Falwell
Better start shakin’
Today’s pig
Tomorrow’s bacon!

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One thinks he will fall well.

You really can’t read inside a man’s heart and know how much of what he stands for is sincere or how much is devoted to enticing donations. Maybe he sincerely loves Jesus and everything he does is what he thinks Jesus would have him do. Maybe he’s a charlatan and discovered a great way to get filthy rich. I’ll never know, though I suspect the latter, so I’m not going to wish him ill. It would be nice if this somehow crippled the Moral Majority or whatever they call themselves now but somehow I think as long as there are sheep there will be those that fleece them and someone else will carry his banner.

Don’t tell that to his mother! :smiley:

What makes you think he will want him either?

So he is doomed to roam the underworld carrying a glowing coal in a hollowed-out turnip?

Great, Fallowe’en.

I’m with BobLibDem in my reluctance to gloat. I’m satisfied enough that, whenever Falwell does die, every mainstream obituary will note his assertion that 9/11 was God’s punishment for America’s tolerance of homosexuality.