Onion fans: Anyone just randomly make up new lines?

Me and the rest of my familiy are huge fans of The Onion. We’re so into it that sometimes we come up with our own Onion-style headlines. Yeah, I know, we’re dorks, but it’s fun.

“Bread and butter area chef’s ‘bread and butter’.”

“Bobby Darin on scarlet billows: ‘they start to spread,’ he notes.”

“Euclid on non-Euclidean geometry: ‘it’s bullshit,’ he says.”

So, yeah, pretty stupid. I’ve got dozens more.

Does anyone else do this, or something like this?

A whole bunch of us did about 5 years ago. It helped to get through the aftermath of 9/11.

And linking to that last thread reminded me of [url=“http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=1623612&postcount=102”]this post
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that I wrote about the same time. It seems to be in the same general ballpark as an Onion article.

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Any kindly mods care to fix that coding please?