Hrm. The republic of Jimbeaux wants to join the SoC… How do I do this again?
The Rogue Nation of Smamtopia
“DieseScheiße würde nicht in hitlers Zeit geschehen sein”
UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights: Rare
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of
Location: GTA Forums
The Rogue Nation of Smamtopia is a small, devout nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation’s GDP and refers to individual citizens as “human resources.”
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Healthcare, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 23%. A substantial private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Woodchip Exports.
Elections have been outlawed and organ donation is compulsory. Crime – especially youth-related – is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smamtopia’s national animal is the otter stapled to a bat and its currency is the Tripitaka.
Smamtopia is ranked 53rd in the region and 82,610th in the world for Most Politically Free Nations.
How to change to the Sea of Cecil.
Log in.
Click on your nations name on the left hand side.
When it brings up your info page it has Location:_________
Click on the location and it’ll bring you to the info page for the location.
Scroll down a bit and click on Tired of life in XXXXXXXXXXX? Then move to a new region!
Click on that and under “Find a region” type in Sea of Cecil.
Finally:Like what you see? Move ______ to Sea of Cecil today! Click on that and you’re home.
My nation is a mess:
The Grand Duchy of Stpauler
“Pass the Duchy on the Left Hand Side”
Location: Sea of Cecil
The Grand Duchy of Stpauler is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate population of 6 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 24%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Furniture Restoration and Trout Farming.
Elections have been outlawed. Crime is moderate, probably because of the country’s utter lack of prisons. Stpauler’s national animal is the fly, which frolics freely in the nation’s many lush forests, and its currency is the shoe.
Stpauler is ranked 33,391st in the world for Most Politically Free Nations.
The Dominion of Megalomaniopia has arrived in the Sea of Cecil region (yeah, i know, lame name. My first 7 choices were gone)
The UN FactBook states:
The Dominion of Megalomaniopia is a tiny, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3%. A large private sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, followed by Information Technology and Trout Farming.
Crime is a serious problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Megalomaniopia’s national animal is the weasal and its currency is the trojan.
i thought it was gone 3! thxs!! (when did it come back?) :smack:
GW, it that you? Shame on you :rolleyes:
Here’s a game called Space Merchant that’s pretty cool. Basically you ally yourself with one of the “six races” of space species and run your ship around the known universe mapping it out and making money trading (and avoiding getting killed). It has a lot of features and is pretty fun. It’s kind of intensive but simple to play.
Interesting. I’ve just created the Republic of Dormuud and moved it to the Sea of Cecil.
As long as I only have to pay attention to this for five minutes a day, I think I’ll stay for a while.
The Commonwealth of Claytopia joining in. This looks cool.
Okay, folks–as if I weren’t wasting enough time at work by perusing the SDMB every day, now I’m playing Cubis and controlling my nation!
The Kingdom of Bughuntria joins you on the shores of Cecil in zen-like consideration of all things worldly and regal…
Whoa, dude… is that nachos? I’ve, like, got a severe case of the munchies.
The Free Land of Hippie Vampires (“Don’t Harsh the Mellow”) is the latest to join the Sea of Cecil. No crime. No free enterprise. It truly is paradise. Current exchange rate: 10 Bongs = 1 Dollar.
Kudos to Meatros for bringing this to our attention. This game looks very cool.
Meatros, you diabolical fool! You must have known that this thread would get my attention. Now, I really have no time… damn it.
Oh… my land is the Kingdom of Alluuna… sucka!!
…and dwells within the Sea of Cecil currently.
Between this, Typer Shark on Yahoo Games, Final Fantasy X-2 on PS2 and Final Fantasy Tactics on GBA SP, I’m never going to get anything done for the rest of my life.
Thanks.
Then there’s the Free Land of Buns (“Check Out Those Buns”).
…one of 2 nations located in i like chicken.
The Most Serene Republic of Buena Vista Fight Club
"Don’t blame me, I voted for the other guy. "
UN Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights: Superb Economy: Struggling Political Freedoms: Excellent
Location: Sea of Cecil
The Most Serene Republic of Buena Vista Fight Club is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level social equality free of the usual accompanying government corruption.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Religion & Spirituality and Healthcare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 50%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Information Technology.
Crime is totally unknown. Buena Vista Fight Club’s national animal is the kumquat, which frolics freely in the nation’s many lush forests, and its currency is the interrobang.
hehheh, this is too good. My nation has joined the Sea of Cecil.
The Kingdom of Ellis Dee is a tiny, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A healthy private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Trout Farming and Book Publishing.
Crime is a major problem, probably because of the country’s utter lack of prisons. Ellis Dee’s national animal is the spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the blotter.
hehheh, that’s funny as hell.