Ooh, ooh, Michael Phelps smoked pot, ooh ooh ooh, the demon weed

Oh no, any ONE of these is a deal breaker. And I forgot butt sex, even hetero.

Or maybe not, I think the Supremes okayed hetero butt sex a few years back. Clarence Thomas, you scamp you!.

Well that and the fact that the really big dealers probably prefer keeping it illegal – likely the best way to keep the profits margins what they are.

Wonder if there’s a future Kennedy family in the making through that line of work.