We … are … the lollipop kids
the lollipop kids
the lollipop kids
In the name of … the lollipop kids
We wish to launch a barrage of quickened twinned 20d6 maximized fireballs at your heads.
The Munchkins would get creamed. Oz already has a powerful fifth column, whereas Willy Wonka would not jeopardize his business by screwing the unions.
Oh my. I love the Internet.
The movie songs.
The much better book songs. A sample re Augustus Gloop:
“But don’t, dear children, be alarmed;
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed,
Although, of course, we must admit
He will be altered quite a bit.
He’ll be quite changed from what he’s been,
When he goes through the fudge machine:
Slowly, the wheels go round and round,
The cogs begin to grind and pound;
A hundred knives go slice, slice, slice…”
And it gets worse!
Munchkins my ass. No chance whatsoever.
Hee hee. This thread has gone on for two pages! Ain’t the Net grand?
My money is on the Oompa team as well.
Consider when something happened to one of the children in the chocolate factory, the Oompas were not phased one bit. They just rolled the blueberry girl off singing. The munchkins seemed to spend a great deal of time shivering in the bushes. Oompas are just natrually better prepared for the horrors an Oompa-Munchkin war would bring.
Oompas also seem to be better at gizmos. The days of hand to hand little people wars are long gone, todays midget wars are done with remote controled drone aircraft and laser guided missiles. I just can’t see munchkins getting the hang of the techno age.
The Oompas are residents of the UK, therefore would have the backing of the UN. Last I looked Oz wasn’t even a member of the UN.
Plus, the Oompas would have a well funded arsonal due to Williy’s chocolate empire. I’m sure it wouldn’t take them long to invent the Everburning Gobstopper or FLBM’s (Fizzy Lifting Ballistic Missiles). Now that I think of it they could just point WonkaVision at Munchkinland and follow that up by walking around the area in really big shoes.
Also, Oopmas are wired on sugar.
I suppose their ultimate weapon would be exploding jawbreakers.
Nah, those are Chumba Wumbas, and they are WAY nastier than Oompa Loompas, my money would be on them. This is the song they sing to Joe about being in a wheelchair before thy push him off the brewery grounds and into the middle of the street:
Chumba wumba, gobbeldy goo
Life isn’t fair, it’s sad but it’s true
Chumba wumba, gobbeldy ghee
When your poor legs are stiff as a tree
What do you do when you’re stuck in a chair?
Finding it hard to go up and down stairs?
What do you think of the one you call God?
Isn’t His absence slightly odd?
Maybe he’s forgotten you.
Chumba wumba, gobbeldy gorse
Count yourself lucky you’re not a horse
They would turn you into dog food
or to chumba wumba gobbeldy glue
Hmmm. followed so many links today I didn’t realize this thread was a year old. Ooops.
I didn’t notice the dates either and had forgotten about this thread. Imagine my wiggins at finding my own long-forgotten (but still IMHO pretty humorous) post.
Sure, they’d take on hobbits, but once a single member of the Orange Menace put Frodo in any sort of danger, Master Gamgee would mow through the Oompa Loompas like a lawn tractor through clover on a hot summer’s day. 'Cause Sam loves his Frodo, he does.
Sam would kill them if they tried anything.
Oompa Loompas besides tasting better would win hands down!! 
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