Oops, I Crapped My Pants (Sat. Night Live)

[bwk]

Okay. Someone please explain the happy fun ball commercial to me. I have never seen it.

One I’ve not seen mentioned was for 'Jew-ess" Jeans. It had Gilda Radner in some Jordache-type jeans… and the line was something like, for the Jewish princess…

Also, there was one for an Aerosmith album, and all the songs were ‘crazy amazing’ ‘cryin crazy’ ‘amazing cryin’ ‘crazy amazing cryin’ and on and on.

Also, did anyone mention the one where buckwheat sings the hits? “you unce, tice, fee times a mayday…”

And on the news one time, Father Guido Sarducci was saying ‘anyone can be pope’ and was selling pope outfits …“and for the ladies, the pope pantsuit.”

[Max_the_Immortal]

They did a triple-razor ad for when double-razors came out? Heh. When the Mach 3 hit the stores, they made a fake commercial along the lines of the Mach 17, with seventeen blades. It even showed a diagram of how each blade slices off one seventeenth of the hair. Hilarious.

Let’s not forget “Cookie Dough Sport”.

Of course, there’s “Homicil” (“For until you come around.”).
I’ve found that most of the recent ones have been quite good; especially, for some reason, the ones with Will Ferrel in them.

[lawoot]

*Originally posted by Mr. Miskatonic *
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*Originally posted by Elvis *
**Two old ones:
The parody of those old navy or marines recruiting commercials: “Port of Call, Bayonne, New Jersey”–all about how they’re looking for a few good men, etc.
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Is that the one where they show all the “less glamorous” parts of beingin the service. Such as swabbing decks, cleaning toilets, etc.?

“Its not just a job, its $149.95 a week!” **

nope… it’s the one with Garret Morris in full Marine Corps dress uniform, picking up guys on the street for sex.

[Max_Torque]

*Originally posted by bwk *
Okay. Someone please explain the happy fun ball commercial to me. I have never seen it.

The product is, well, a ball. A little orange ball. The commercial had “kids” shouting, “It’s happy! It’s fun! It’s Happy Fun Ball!” That took about 10 seconds.

That was followed by about 3 minutes of legal disclaimers and health hazard information about Happy Fun Ball. I found the text at http://www.happyfunball.com :

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

 Itching
 Vertigo
 Dizziness
 Tingling in extremities
 Loss of balance or coordination
 Slurred speech
 Temporary blindness
 Profuse sweating
 Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration…

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Ball

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

[Jen_Jen]

And I thought no one was going to mention Bad Idea Jeans…
Chess for Girls is destined to become a classic.
Action Cats.

[Mysphyt]

*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre *
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*Originally posted by BunnyGirl *
**Didn’t they have one where there was a laser gun you used for cleaning up the yard or something like that. It ended with a big disclaimer about not pointing it at police officers or something.

I think Chris Whats-is-name did the sketch and ended up evaporating his truck or something. **

“It’s made entirely of plastic. Watch it go undetected through this airport metal-detector”
And at the bottom is kept flashing things like when he said, “It is even perfect for moving targets from up to 3 blocks away” and at the bottom it said something like “Caution: Do not aim this at the President”
At the very end it said, “On the other hand, do not buy this product.”

Laughed my ass off. **

The Amazin’ Laser. Arguably the funniest thing in the history of things that are funny.

Caution: The following will sound absurdly stupid and be an unbelievably poor representation of what is, I assure you, hilarious.

Possibly the best one, though, has Phil Hartman delivering a monologue while walking home from work, and using about 13 consumer products along the way (i.e. taking a drink of soda, fertilizing his lawn, and so forth) in such a manner that you don’t know what the commercial’s for, but it is quite clearly a commercial.

As he closes his front door, you see
This message brought to you by the Ad Council.

[Fern_Forest]

Please. Come back to carbon paper, we’re dieing over here.

[Hugh_Jass]

Ass-no-smell spray!
Bleu-cheese wine coolers