Nah, the Land-O-Lakes babe is the class of this category.
No! No! This cannot be!
My intent was to launch an adoration of the lovely and lovable Chlorox 2 bottle! Don’t take that away from me, you guys! She’s my only chance at love!
::sobs::
And DRY… bite me. 
yes, I know I said Mrs. Butterworth…
I lied.
I simply didn’t want any competition with my true love:
the Tidy Bowl Man.
geez, he has his own boat and everything!
I started a relationship with him after I broke up with the Dunkin’ Donuts guy. He was always out making donuts…what’s a gal to do?
I think that’s very good advise vis-à-vis this thread.
You might jeopardize the whiteness of those whites.
That just made it worse. He was a closet squeezer, but tried to conceal this fact by being a total squeeze-phobe. His coming out might have been inspirational if had lasted, but no! By the next week he had always relocated to a new town, found a new supermarket, and was once again persecuting harmless squeezers in denial of his own orientation.
Little Debbie is Mrs. Fields? Unbelievable! To relate this all back to the OP, do you think she got that hair out of the Original Chlorox bottle or the Chlorox 2 (with colorguard)?
As for Chiquita Banana, I just don’t trust her. She lied to us about how we shouldn’t put bananas in the refrigerator. Who knows what other lies she’s been spreading?
Feel the burn.
Is the Cream of Wheat™ man the same person as Uncle Ben™?!
The resemblance is striking!