All right, I’m sure everyone’s seen these two hotties on TV commercials. They’re both a tad fake, and a little plastic, and a bit bleached, but hey… just look at them. Their eyes, their full, ruby lips, their curves…
So I want everyone’s opinion: Who’s sexier, the Original Chlorox bottle or the Chlorox 2 (with colorguard!) bottle?
My vote goes with the Chlorox 2 bottle.
MUST…NOT…
Fuck it.
Hey, SPOOFE, ya get tired of looking at toothpaste tubes?
ducking and running
Mostlt to be contrary, I’ll say Original Clorox. You can’t go wrong with such classic beauty. Of course neither can hold a candle to Madge the Palmolive Lady. (“You’re soaking in it!” Ahhhh, and she had a way with words.)
There’s nothing like starting the day with a typo.
“Mostly to be contrary…”
Original Clorox gives me a red, itchy rash that makes my skin peel off, so I’ll have to go with the Clorox 2.
Is this just a laundry products contest? If not, could I nominate Mr. Clean? I know the earring is hokey, but damn, he can CLEAN. Mmmmm…germ and dirt free floors and surfaces…now that’s sexy!
Actually, I dig the earring. And the head. I love a clean-shaven head! Of course, those are just bonus points to the fact that he cleans! And smells good, too. Mmmm.
They’re both floozies. Mrs. Butterworth has my vote any day. What a girl.
Give me that StaPuf[sup]®[/sup] Daddy.
Betty Crocker is one hot mama.
Call me crazy, but I always thought Mr. Whipple would know how to treat a lady–if you know what I means. And those scrubbing bubbles–mmmm, make me tingle. But for pure unaldulterated sexiness, there just is something about Mr. Clean. Yep.
Maybe the fumes . . .
No, no. The Cream of Wheat Man™
swoons
Only if I was gay…
You’re crazy Kallessa. Mr. Whipple is an uptight old man, whose only purpose in life is to thwart the innocent pleasure of some extremely lonely and pitiful women.
I wonder if Little Debbie is of legal age yet. Either her or the Morton Salt girl.
two words:
mrs.
butterworth’s.
Ah, but you’re forgetting, Mr. Whipple always gave in to the pleasure of squeezing the Charmin, and I do so like a man who gives in to pleasure.
I always thought that little Sue Bee had a fresh-faced innocence that is very appealing. Plus she represents a product that everyone loves.
Mrs. Butterworth definitely knows how to treat a man. Mr. Butterworth must be the happiest man alive.
Maybe Mr. Butterworth can compare notes with Uncle Jemimah.
Someone told me once that Little Debbie is actually Debbie Fields, in which case, yes she has, and yowzer!
Personally, I’ve got a thing for Chiquita Banana.
NObody doesn’t like Sara Lee!
Looks can be deceiving. Watch out with that Mr. Clean guy, he gave me crabs.