Opinions

Ok…you’ve heard the saying…

Opinions are like a**holes, everybody has one.
So what’s your opinion?

Yup…pretty sure everyone has an a**shole.

The Illuminati, or Illuminati type group, are really in charge of everything.

I really don’t share this one much because: A)Everyone I tell this to thinks I’m crazy, including my wife. B)If they know I know I’d be in trouble.

My opinion? This should probably be in IMHO.
Also, reality-based TV shows should stop, right now, immediately, never to be seen again.

[Monty Python reference]
But wouldn’t the man with three buttocks have two?
[/Monty Python reference]

Featherlou…

I debated where to put it. But I figured most of the posts…if any…would be facetious. So I put it here.

Mods…if I was wrong…forgive me.

MY opinion?

Two eyebrows are better than one.

But what if it’s a really BIG one?

It’s my opinion that everybody thinks that their all of their opinions are, by definition, correct.

I think all of my opinions are correct.

I consider that highly unlikely.

In my opinion,

  1. gravity is wrong
  2. there is no excuse for keeping z at the end of the alphabet
  3. hoola-hoops are of the devil
  4. reading is for fundamentalists
  5. you were wrong about that thing the other day

In my opinion, I don’t get nearly the recognition I deserve… or maybe I do… In which case, I’m bummed…

Size matters.

I see everything, I know everything, I am always right, don’t goof with me or else.

**Murphy[/b[ summed it up this way:
You can’t get there from here
No one’s ever heard of it
It doesn’t exist

Works for me. Sorta. 'specially on bad days.

  1. A bird in the hand is useless if you have to blow your nose.

  2. A fool and his money soon party.

  3. Two can live as cheaply as one what???

In my opinion, opinions are dangerous things. We should all shout ours at the top of our lungs until we hear nothing but gibberish.

If opinions truly were like assholes, then, when you tuned into TV pundit shows, instead of people like David Browder, you’d see female and gay male porn stars holding forth on the issues of the day; since the value of one’s opinion would be commsurate with one’s ability to make a hot commodity of one’s anus.

I, for one would not care to live in this brave new world, no thank you, sir.

My opinion? Yep, it’s stuck tight. You’re gonna have to get that looked at. Take the bacon grease with you, it’ll save time.

My opinion: more this, less that.

Opinions are like assholess.

Everybody’s got one and mine is the only one that doesn’t stink.

If I could change the channel I would, this show stinks, but they don’t make remote controls for life.