Oppose Yankee Agression!

We are paper tiger. You will bury us.

WHAT strategic interests? Why blackmail?

Within a few more years, we’ll be giving you money, and the Chinese will be handing us the resources with happy little Yuan symbols in their eyes.

There cannot be a Cold War between the US and China.

Sure there could.

Doesn’t mean it has to interfere with business, now, does it?

You’ve only faced their “lethal fighter-bomber force”? Hah! You’re a rank amateur. Just wait until those Yankee bastards start showing up in U-Hauls.

Jiang’s right.

If we don’t stop our policy of naked agression towards the Chinese, they will cut off our strategic supply of McDonald’s Happy Meal® toys and graduate students for our 2nd-string mid-west colleges.

[ul]:rolleyes: [sup]How was the fighter pilot supposed to anticipate that the P3 would employee such a deceptive maneuver?[/sup][/ul]

Oppose Yankee aggression, indeed! I am sick and tired of that team from the Bronx always winning championships! I want my Detroit Tigers to win the World Series!

Besides, I am still pissed at Drew Henson for leaving the University of Michigan early to join Steinbrenner’s Evil Empire.

What’s so bad about running-dogs, anyway? Are Yankee imperialist dogs-standing-still ok?

Even with a thousand nuclear-tipped ICBMs deployed at Fenway, I fear the Red Sox would still find a way to lose to the Yankees.

Would we put those in the Green Monster?