Missionary Man vs. Devil Woman.
Good one!
Everything that glitters is gold, thinks one woman, but maybe it’s better living easy, loving free, with a season ticket on a one-way ride.
“Stairway to Heaven” & “Highway to Hell”
They turn Ke$ha on when they do this, but Jermaine Stewart says it’s not necessary in order to have a good time, oh no.
“Take it off” / “We Don’t Have to Take our Clothes off”
You tell me don’t lie, the camera don’t lie. I didn’t even have to use my AK.
“Bad Day,” and “It Was a Good Day.”
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? It’s a teenage sadness everyone has got to taste.
Bad Boys Vs. Good Girls Don’t
We’d like to know a little bit about you for our files, in the meantime, Show me some of them Spanish dances.
Mrs Robinson v Mr Jones
The boys together will change our pace of life, out on the burning sands, in some caravan
Sorry, Penultima Thule, I’m stuck and nobody’s jumping in.
Go West (Pet Shop Boys) Vs Elvis’ Go East Young Man
Some folks are crazy
Others walk that borderline
while Some sweet talking girl
comes along singing her song
“Everything put together falls apart” (Paul Simon) v “Love will keep us together” (Captain & Tennille)
When I met a fly with a buzz I was grateful that he ran so fast he could not stop.
A Horse with no name vs. A horse named Bill (good one!!)
May you always know the truth
And see the lights surrounding you
as
The newspaper blown through the grass
falls on the round toes
of the high shoes
Forever Young (Bob Dylan) v Old Friends (Simon & Garfunkel)
Oh Lionel it’s like a dream I can’t erase, I’m on my way to the promised land
Hey, pentultima thule, ya ever get the feeling you were alone?
Lionel Richie’s Road To Heaven vs. ACDC’s Highway To Hell
I think I’ll give someone else a turn!
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can, just a little bit longer, oh please please please please.
Beat It / Stay (Just a Little Bit Longer)
Now we’re in my wheelhouse! (The old fogey wheelhouse, that is: I think “Beat It” is a modern song and Stay is a comfortable oldie!)
Hmmm…try:
Skyrockets in flight, if we can hold on through the night we have a chance to find the sunshine