Optimus Prime to fight in Iraqi War!

[E-Sabbath]

You know, this guy’s fairly well known in the fandom, though just for, er, being named that. He seems pretty stable.

I did, however, get the story link mailed to me fifty times.

[Mojo]

I just hope that he goes the extra mile…

[Sock_Munkey]

If I were over there and I heard that Optimus Prime had just ordered us to attack I would be inspired just hearing those words and I’d want to charge in and open up a family-sized pack of grade-A-all-natural-organically-grown-whoop-ass.

[shy_guy]

I can picture us almost losing the war in Iraq until Bush parachutes into the middle of Baghdad surrounded by Republican guards. They’ve got Powell held hostage and all of Bush’s allies have been incapacitated. As the shadows gather and all looks bleak, all of a sudden Stan Bush’s “The Touch” strikes up in the background and GWB pulls something out of his coat pocket that emits a blinding light and liberates Iraq. Then the dinobots show up for comic relief.

Yeah, but then all the members of our government suffer quick, meaningless deaths and are replaced by less interesting replacements with bad character designs. We do gain a token female, though.