Orderly Sentences

Compose one or more coherent sentences using words in alphabetical order. Start anywhere in the alphabet but do not skip letters once started. Go forward or backward thru alphabet and change direction at any time. You may repeat a letter. Paragraphs encouraged.

Some examples:

A bat boy can deliver each fan good hats.

Zoo’s animals brave cold dens.

When x-rayed, young Zack asked, “But can doctor ease finger gash hurt?”

Hank got fat eating Dove candy bars at zoos.

Abby, Bobby, Candy, Debbie, Eddy, Franny, Granny, Hannah, Izzy, Johnny, Katie, Laurie, Manny, Nancy, Opie, Perry, Queenie, Ruthie, Sandy, Terry, Ursula, Velma, Wendy, Xerxes, Yanni, Zandra and Allie bought candy, doughnuts, eggs, fireballs, geoducks, ham, icies, jackals, kale, lollies, manna, nougant, orioles, pills, quills, rocks, sands, toffee, umbrella, vasoline, wetbacks, xylophones, yoyos, zebras, and bubbly.

All barbers can do easy frills; great hairdressers innovate.

Did Evan’s family get him institutionalized? Just keeping legal medical marijuana nearby often promotes quiet relaxation, sometimes, though unusually violent uproar Thursday showed therapist unhinged.

Just hoping for a few posts. Here’s one I did on another board some years ago:

Enraged flamingos guanoed Hugh Igoe. Janitor/keeper left main nursery open, permitting quite randy simians to unassemble very weak x-hinges. Yammering zooman admits blunder caused damage. Exiting flamingos, generally harmless, inflicted jabbing kicks, lacerating many nearby. Outside, parents quickly rushed students to university vans. With xylophone, young Zachary Adams’ bebop calms down everyone.

My nanny often promised quick retribution, subject to unknown variables.

Whirling xylophones, yes, zip along Boulevard Cantina delightfully.

Everyone dances excitedly, feeling good. Hungry gringos fear good, highly intense jalapeno knishes low. “Make more, niña!” Oberto pronounces quickly.

russel some tomatoes up, vinegar, wine, xylaid zest and boil cold distilled ebulliet fillet gizzard. Have it jarred kosher, Lad. Make no opinion, Pirate! Quell resistance, sanction treaties under veil with xyloid yew zone.

“Any awkward, braying bumpkin can crow”, Dame Edna Everage foolishly groaned; hiding, I, jackdaw, killed kinky koalas, lamed lama llamas, mashed meaty morsels, noshed noxious nephrotoxins, ordered ornate ornaments, prised prized prizes, quashed quaffing queers, rent rented rooms, snuffed sinewy snakes, trampled tented tomatoes, upended unique urns, vented vermilion vomitus, weaned wee weasels, xylophoned your zippers.

Arrogant brother’s caught derelict English feminist’s giggling happily inside junk kyak’s, lazilly making nautical oars.

Phil quickly ran south to unlock vehicle while 'xtremely young Zoroastrians arrived bearing clubs. Deftly evading fierce group, he is just keeping little Mazda neatly on path.

A black crow, defying eagle’s fierce gaze, hurtled into juniper knothole lair, making no overt outcry. Placid quail reacted suddenly, thrusting upward toward sky. That unfortunate victim was violated. Unleashing talons, soaring raptor quickly pursued, offered no mercy.

A blessed Christmas, dear electronic friends, gracious holidays in joyous kind, love manifested natally, open presents, quite righteous silent night to U, various wishes, Xmas’s youthful zeal!

Zamfir’s yurt 'xploded, whereupon vexed unsuspecting tired sheep, roused, quickly pissed on neighbor milking late. Keeping just inside his garden fence, Edouard delivered cutlery back at Zamfir.