Aaayyy-yi-yi-yiiiiiiii
Your grandmother swims after troopships!
So sing me another verse
Worse than the other verse
And waltz me around by my willy!
I’m sure we all know a few verses of this song, but where did it come from? Was there a Mexican original? What were the original (presumably Spanish) lyrics?
This is an utterly incomplete answer, but “Waltz me around again, Willie” is a real song. Here are the words.
I heard it:
Ay-yi-yi-yi
Insert phrase here, like the one above or any insulting variation like"you’re mom likes frozen burritos")
So sing me a chorus
I’ll lick your clitoris
And waltz me around by my willy
I think we called it the “Gay cabayero”?
There once was agay caballero
an exceedingly gay caballero
who was exceedingly proud of his lomp-omp-a day and one of his lompompaderos.
Is this it?
Are you thinking of that stereotypical Spanish song? The one the Frito Bandito song is sung to? It’s called Cielito Lindo.
As mentioned already, the Ay-yi-yi-yi song is definitely sung to the tune of Cielito Lindo (My Little Heaven/Sky).
No, the risque version of Gay Caballero is not sung to the tune of Cielito Lindo. I am not sure, but I believe it is sung to the same tune as the clean(er) version, a 1934 novelty song by Frank Crumit , perhaps best known for Abdul Abulbul Amir.