This is from a Steve Martin album. He suggested talking “wrong” around little kids who are learning to talk. He imagined that a kid would raise his hand in first grade and say,
“Excuse me, teacher, may I mambo dogface to the banana patch?”
fount
Pronunciation: 'faunt
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French font, from Latin font-, fons
Date: 15th century
: FOUNTAIN, SOURCE
Looking around at Steve Martin CD’s, they now list it as being on the album “Comedy Is Not Pretty”, but I didn’t have that one but had the “Wild And Crazy Guy” album years ago and I swear it appeared on that…
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Similarly, when my daughter was just learning to talk, my older brother ( the evil one) started teaching her to say: “Hey sailor, looking for a good time ?”.