Osama bin Laden is deaf.

[don_t_ask]

What?

[Markxxx]

Oh boy are all those news outlets that said he was

deaD

are gonna be really embarrassed

[jjimm]

I thought he was dear.

[tdn]

What was the deal on the dean?

[don_t_ask]

Osama. Dean of what, where?

How PC is that?

[tdn]

I think this thread is done. And now I have that damn alphabet song in my head.

[don_t_ask]

Osama had a song?

[armedmonkey]

We have the Wavy Seals to thank for this.

[enomaj]

Pretty ballsy for a liberal elite college like Harvard to hire him.