Other things besides the "war" in the news?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I get the feeling that a lot is being missed right now. What other stories are being bumped to page 17?

here’s mine:

Shoot-out in Border City

next?

2

School closings due to budget crisis in Oklahoma City. Will post a link if anyone’s interested.

3

It’s snowing it’s Whatsis off in Denver.

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If you have a willy, don’t wave it in public lest you go to prison! Boobies and front bottoms are ok tho’

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Life around the Lincoln Memorial & Washington Monument has been distrupted since lunchtime yesterday because of some nut with a tractor..