Ouija boards still claiming victims

They own Magic: the Gathering, which deals with spirits as a creature type and has undoubtedly caused RL anxiety. Close enough?

Oooooh. If I were a demon hoping to possess the souls of someone trying to communicate with the afterlife by one of those boards, I’d definitely be afraid of using one with a cross-shaped planchette. That thing will give those kids a direct line to Jesus instead.

or not.

We had a Ouija board when I was a kid. I played some with friends and got nothing really entertaining out of it.

They own Dungeons and Dragons, so… yes?

I was at a friend’s bar celebrating New Year’s Eve when the Y2K thing was happening. As midnight approached, my friend asked me if I thought the power would be going out at midnight. I pointed out that he had access to the bar’s power.

When the countdown happened and the bar went dark, there were a few screams. One woman continued to cry after the lights were turned back on and the owner explained it was a prank.

Is Marc still among the living?

Heh. My wife just sent me a TikTok with the caption “My daughter is playing with a Ouija board”. The camera shows a hand reaching out and flicking a circuit breaker. High-pitched screaming is suddenly heard from above.

I told her I’d totally do that if it weren’t for the fact that I’d have to reset the clocks.

If he is not, if only there was some method of communication…

Do it tomorrow night when you have to reset the clocks anyway.

I wonder if, the night before his 31st birthday, he worried that the Ouija spirit might have been dyslexic :smirk:

That’s the one!

Reminded me of a story a friend told me decades ago: When he was living at home, he and his bro and some friends were getting high in his bedroom. Unbeknownst to them, the brother started very gradually cranking down the dimmer switch until one of them had a mini freakout.