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Are you sure she wasn’t possessed by a demon? One way you test for that is by trying to sleep with her. According to movies I’ve seen, demons are very horny.

Hey, it’d be worth a shot.

This is true, but’s very disconcerting when they smoke afterwards. All over.

And bite off your spine.

She was too skinny and also her vagina had teeth.

Edited to delete a comment so far afield of the OP and the purpose of this forum that even I could not justify it with a straight face.