Our Marxist President

Sadly, this has become the norm, thanks to You Know Who. If you don’t really have any good ideas, you do attack ads, and everything that comes out of a congress person’s mouth is an ad in one way or the other. Negative political ads work, but only w/ a certain part of the population. It’s easier to be against something than it is to be for something, you leave yourself open on the latter.

It’s gotta be withdrawing from Afghanistan, just like them Marxist Soviets did.

Would she settle for a stick of dynamite up her ass?

Given all of the guys she personally serviced at her gym listed as the cause for her divorce,
a case could be made that she made the trains come on time.

I’d buy that for a dollar!

Now that’s a fine bit of wordsmithing there. Bravo!

after a 6 year old shot his teacher

‘The Bidens ordered the same dish at a restaurant. Who does that?’ - The Washingon Post

“Getting the same thing as the person you’re eating dinner with is silly,” she says. “The whole point of going out to eat is getting to try as many things as possible.” - Hannah Madden, a 24-year-old Washington resident

Oh, I dunno. Maybe someone who doesn’t want some Karen’s used fork trying to claw food from their plate?
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“Waiter, bring her an order so she can have some?”
“Oh, don’t be silly! I’ll just pick at Yours…!”
“Waiter, can you bring a Machete so this food-thief can pull back a bloody stump?”

Was it a really slow news day? I mean really with all the stuff happening right now someone felt what the Biden’s had for dinner was worth an article? I just don’t understand this weird fascination they seem to have with food.

They’re old and they know what they like. Nothing wrong with that.

What does their oldness have to do with it?

I’ve ordered the same thing as my wife before. If there’s something on the menu we both really want, why wouldn’t we?!

Do people suggest you get two different dishes, one you both really want and another you don’t want as much, just for variety? Is that the only socially acceptable situation?

What’s especially absurd about this whole “same-gate” scandal is that they both ordered the restaurant’s signature dish.

Why wouldn’t they both want to try it?

I’d love to see them freak out at my local pub’s 2-for-1 fish and chips deal. “No! We can’t save money because iT’s WeIrD tO eAt ThE sAmE FoOd!”

Honestly, the folks at Fox News (and the nitwits quoted in the article) are desperate to find anything to criticize Biden about.

HE RODE A BIKE!

TAN SUIT!

SALUTED SOMONE!

FAILED TO SALUTE SOMEONE!

This is all standard operating procedure for the right wing, who are required to be angry, ANGRY! all the time, 24/7

We entertained out-of-town relatives last weekend.

One evening, we all ate at a really lovely local restaurant.

My wife and I sat at opposite ends of the table. Mid-meal, we learned that she and I had serendipitously ordered the same appetizer and entree.

We are, of course, not speaking at this point.

/s

You didn’t wonder why all your fellow diners were giving you a weird look, and that your server was sneering?

One of the local restaurants that is reasonably priced cooks Chinese food for Take-Out.
They make great Double-Cooked Pork and it goes well on top of their Cold Sesame Noodles.
( If you need an appetizer, they also make great boiled pork dumplings ).

Order two of the same? No problem! (But after dinner write the name of the person with a marker on the lid of the container so you know whose left overs are whose).

Agreed: this story is a nothing-burger written by some idiot who wants to pad their resume.

Whether it’s ordering the same dish or ordering the national guard to stand down while trying to overthrow the government, both sides have an issue with orders.

–Hat tip to the NYT Pitchbot on Twitter