Outdoor Family Time

Welcome to the MMP Hokkaido Brit! Glad to meet ya! Here, have a cookie and a beer. The fun thing about the MMP is you can comment on the OP and then do anything else you want the rest of the time.

VunderBob glad to hear you’re all grad-yoo-a-ted and didn’t get smushed. I’m also glad you got to visit your grandmother and talk with her.

Not much to report here this morning. I went to my church vestry meeting last night, which I kinda have to do once a month since I’m on the vestry and all. Unless you just want to know all the minute details of our capitol funds campaign and hiring of a new Sexton, I got nuttin’ right now.

Some snakes can swim. I just thought I’d say.

You know what’s fun? Having kids. Why? Well, because…

At the end of the week, Soupo has a school fieldtrip. So the teachers can tell which kids are theirs, they tie-dyed shirts for the kids to wear. Soupo brought his home last night and I washed out the extra dye. (Because I didn’t want Soup’s chest to be dyed in yellow blobs.) When it was done washing, I took a plain white shirt and wet it down and snuck it into the washing machine. (I didn’t think of this before I washed the shirt.)

“Oh no!,” I cried.
“What?” he asked.
“All the dye washed out of your tie-dyed t-shirt!”

Oh man that was funny! He thought all the dye actually washed out of his t-shirt! Finally, because I thought he was going to cry, I pulled the tie-dyed shirt out of the washing machine and it was fine.

Just. Too. Funny.

This is why I had kids.

Hi Hokkaido Brit. Don’t worry about when you post becaus ethe MMP isn’t about the day, it’s about… something. Actually it’s not usually about much of anything. Except food. It always seems to be about food sooner or later. It’s just the way things go. And with the change in time-zones from there to here, why you’re posting in last week’s thread anyway. Or is it next week’s? One or the other. Just don’t sweat it.

Rue, word of advice. One day Soupo will be the one to decide which nursing home you have to go to. Just hope it’s not on a day he pulls out a yellow shirt to wear and suddenly has an emotional breakdown when he flashes back to the day his father told him that he washed all the die out of his yellow tie-dyed tshirt. Ya might want to start him in therapy soon, I’m just sayin’.

Hi there, Hokkaido Brit! C’mon right in. Everybody here is very nice. Especially fairychatmom who has a lovely chandelier as a welcoming gift for you. You must keep it until then next person joins the MMP. Oh, and she’ll let you know the freight charges, too. :wink:

swampy, rue is absolutely right about the reason to have kids. It’s good training for them to bust their chops oncet in a while. Anyhoo, he’s got plenty of time to convince soupo that it was all in his mind. :wink:

bob, count me in as another who is glad you didn’t get smooshed! :eek:

Last night I made the nummy Golden Parmesan Chicken again. Mr. Anachi really likes it. He had string beans with his and I had leftover salad. I am trying to be partially good cause I’m taking a small break from the treadmill. My right hip has been very sore for the last couple of weeks and I think it’s cause of my shoes what are getting worn out and need replacement.

I gots to go to a durn meeting. Back later.

Tupug

Don’t listen to swampy, Rue. You’re the boss, and there’s plenty of time for the tie-dyed incident to be forgotten (or sublimated.)

I used to go camping all the time, years ago. The only problem we had were dodging velociraptors and T. Rexes. And if you couldn’t carry what you needed on your back for the better part of three days, you went without it.

I got a joke. In honor of VBob’s gradiating and all:

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, and
the fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called to his cat,
“T-square, do your stuff.”

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called to his cat and said,
“Spreadsheet, do your stuff.”

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that was good too.

Of course the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called to his cat and said, “Measure, do your stuff.”

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, “What can your cat do?”

The Government Employee called to his cat and said, “CoffeeBreak, do your stuff.”

CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, pooped on the paper, screwed the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation, and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
I’m guessing all these guys lived in the same house together with their cats. Or maybe they were camping with their cats.

OMG, it’s Tuesday morning already. Am I on probation for not posting Monday?
I have an excuse from my _________ (whoever has most clout with Rue ).

The last time we went camping was in September, a nice month, right? Well, we were up in Williams, AZ which may or may not have an elevation of about 59,000 feet. We had pretty lightweight clothes and sleeping bags, and we woke up to a hard frost on the ground. Brrrrrr. We went to Denny’s and brushed our teeth and drank tons of hot chocolate to warm up. Of course, the trip was fantastic, Mr. Beckwall had never seen the Grand Canyon and he was in a heavenly bliss. Kinda like when we came out of the subway at night in Paris and he saw the Eiffel Tower for the first time. No, we weren’t camping in Paris. But you might find the comparison logical, if you bend your mind around it.

OK, now I need your attention on a serious matter. I am currently accepting potential nicknames for my soon-to-be-implanted artificial hip. Anyone else have prosthetic body parts that they have named???

Say you have an excuse from the clerk at Stuckey’s saying you were late cause you couldn’t decide what size Pecan Log to buy. Rue likes that.

What better name for an artificial hip than Elvis?

By an amazing coincidence I have a suspicion that that is what the non-MMP Dopers call the MMP.

You could indeed be right, Wile E. Oh, well. It’s nice and safe and warm in here, and there’s free chandeliers.
My Dad is Japanese, but he was born in Canada. I’m Sansei, third generation Japanese Canadian. I guess my kids will be Yonsei, although I had the bad taste to marry a white guy (joke) and I don’t know if one-quarter counts.

I have seven husbands. I am really married to Mr. Lissar, and I have a friend who takes me grocery shopping (Driving Husband), one who sometimes washes dishes (Dishwashing Husband), one who’s very very smart (Intellectual Husband), Lazy Canadian Husband, Lazy American Husband (Exgineer. He applied and was accepted), and a friend who is always hunting invisible ninjas (Attacks Things Randomly Husband).

Practically all of them open doors, carry packages, and do good backrubs. I recommend having extra husbands.

My fried Quasi-Daughter is dating Driving usband. I hope that clears everything up. :smiley:

Plus a bonus ‘H’.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I’M RICH! I’M RICH! I’M F-AAAAAA-BU-LOUS-LY WEALTHY!

Ok, not really but I just got a check from work for fifteen bucks. It was an overpayment for my Sam’s Club membership. See, I’m not supposed to have to pay for it cause it’s a work account but I can use it for personal too so that’s all good. I did not even notice it had been deducted from my last paycheck. The CFO discovered it and I got a check for fifteen smackeroos! Maybe I’ll buy me something purty with it. Or maybe I’ll just cash it and use it for lunch a couple days.

Just wanted to share the joy I’m experiencing with my new found wealth.

Wow. That’s about $100000000 Canadian. if you send me the cheque I can retire.

Do I want to go to Loblaws or Whole Foods for the grocery shopping? Probably Loblaws. I don’t think I have enough money to be allowed in Whole Foods right now. They inspect your bank account before you enter. When I get home from shopping the cats will have dusted and cleaned the bathroom, and tidied all the books in the living room.

I can dream.

I was having trouble with my knee today. Last night I cut the grass because it looked like it was going to rain and I wanted to get it done before it rained and then who knows when I’d have another chance to mow. (It didn’t rain last night, as it happens. It looked like it was going to rain like crazy today, but it didn’t.) While I was mowing my knee started to twinge. I figured it was because my working-in-the-yard boots were all busted down. I need a new pair.

Then this morning I had on my sneakers. You can’t go wrong with sneakers, right? Well, actually you can. My owwie knee was getting owwier and owwier, (Who remembers Daowie? She’s real nice.) this was not good. But when I took off my sneakers, my knee stopped hurting so much. Huh. When I put on my other shoes it almost stopped hurting altogether. I needed new sneakers (sneakers should not be detrimental to your knee health) and new working-in-the-yard boots. So I went to Target and got a pair of each.

There’s such a thing? Weird.

VB, you almost had me going, “Don’t worry, nearly is pretty good. Next time you will manage!” The downside of knee-jerk sympathy.

And now you have me thinking up good defenses for the lawsuit. The truth will not suffice here. How about:

–It isn’t spam if you actually want it
–One man’s pornography is another man’s art
–Just being in a model railroad club is reasons for dismissal

I’ve been waiting patiently all day for an I almost got killed/I’m being sued for spam porn pit thread. I’m startin’ to get impatient here. Hint. Hint.

Rue went shoe shopping! <snerk> Now there will be all kinds of posts about cute shoes.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Way too much work for a Tuesday! I would just like to make a plea on behalf of people everywhere who make business phone calls: Please return phone calls! I think I’ve got about a 10% returned-call rate. That sucks. I really need answers people!

Anyway, haven’t had much time to think of anything else so there hasn’t been much of :smiley: today. Which is making me :frowning: .

I need more declarations of undying love from dopers. Yup, that’d be good!

MagicEyes, you could come visit Upstate NY! It’s a nice place during the summer when it’s SOOOO hot down in NC.

Although I would adore some cute new shoes, there will be no shoe shopping for me; I simply haven’t had the time.

I think I’ve kind of “irked” one of my friends :frowning: . She wanted her kids to come over to my place on the 19th of this month before and then after school until about 7:00 or 7:30 p.m. Normally, this wouldn’t even be an issue; however, that day is my birthday and the hubby has plans for me. My friend was very nice about my saying no (I always say yes), but I know she’s slightly irked. Sigh…

Gee, I’ve been here 5 hours; only four more hours to go and then I can go home and paint. Since our weekends have been taken up with fun these last couple of weeks we are trying to now get some of the painting done after work. This weekend of course is Swampfest in Seattle for Saturday and Sunday we are going out on the boat.

and Wile, I’m adding a BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA to your “Nuts on Parade” comment. That was funny.

Taters I say poo (YAY! I worked poo into the MMP this week!) to your friend if she’s irked at you. It’s your birthday and you get to celebrate you. To your friend, I say: So There! :stuck_out_tongue:

HEE! I got a dopefest named after me! And it’s only four days away!

Speaking of DopeFests, would this not be that coolest place to have a DopeFest? The name alone begs for a gathering of Dopers.

The only reason I know about it is because my sweetie is in Okemos for training (work related - I do the other training myself) and he drove past this place and I had to google it. And I immediately thought DopeFest. Too bad I’m not in Michigan. But I had to share.

I also must share that there’s a metric buttload of poison ivy in my yard, front and back. I narrowly avoided walking thru a monster patch of it in the front when I went to water my newest garden. If it doesn’t rain this weekend, I’ll be out there all bundled up pulling the stuff up. I got poison ivy once and I was in agony for a week. Just thinking about it has me all itchy and stuff. Well, that, and I spent a coupla hours out in the sun sweating and digging and mucking about in the garden.

Ya know what’s more fun? Making kids. :wink: Especially when you know the factory’s shut down…

But I digress.

Welcome Hokkaido Brit - I should advise you that a substantial love offering of fine chocolates will spare you from the wrath of the chandelier from hell. That picture is what our dining room used to look like. The chandelier is now hanging in the basement till I can find a buyer or a victim - whichever comes first. Just so’s you know what the chandelier comment was about.

And that’s all I got for now. I need to do something for dinner. I don’t feel like cooking and don’t feel like going out. Anybody want to bring me something to eat? Not too spicy, please. Thanks ever so…