Well, I like this. (Be warned.)
And for everything else, this and this are interesting.
Not that I read those…
KInd of a ‘good cop, bad cop’ thing, where I am interogated by 2 female detectives. Being the big, bad, felony suspect, I am, of course, hand-cuffed to the table.
Good cop tries to ‘sweet talk’ it out of me. Bad cop prefers the rough approach. And of course, someone is watching behind a 2-way mirror.
Anthracite, you are now officially the woman I would switch genders for. Will that offer be open after a six month trip to a scandinavian gender reasignment clinic? 
You know, if I had never read this thread, I might have gone my whole life without imagining a Fairy Princess in handcuffs, covered in butterscotch and miniature gummi bears.
And I don’t even like butterscotch. Or at least, I didn’t until now . . .
Cooldude, when jello is involved, do you take out the Barry White and put in the Bill Cosby CD?
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“This is the way I see it. Everyone else is out doing this, while I sit at home in my underwear, eating a grilled cheese sandwich and watching ESPN2.”