I know I’ve had some wierd ones in my relatively short time, that initially kinda freaked me out, but eventually just accepted as fantasy.
They’ve involved various S&M situations, involving things like taser guns and boiling water. I also have this wierd foot thing, as well as an immense enjoyment of really smooth skin, like freshly shaved legs and ::ahem:: other areas that are often shaved, but I suppose that’s normal.
Come on SDMB, let it all out. If Freud was right (though I doubt he was) we’re all deves, let it shine out. What is the wierdest thing that turns you on? It doesn’t even have to be a real fetish, maybe just a thing you imagined once.
May we all find acceptance or at least a nice dark corner to hide in.
Well, I have this thing for leather. The way it smells, the way it feels … hmm… no, can’t share that one on a public message board.
Okay. Then there’s the one where it’s me and … damn. I’d have to name lots of names so that’s out.
Oh well. Sorry, dude. Suffice to say I have a vivid imagination, lots of energy, am both a voyuer and an exhibitionist, enjoy being the submissive (though I’m very impressive in my Dom outfit) and I’m at my sexual peak.
[sub]then there’s the one inspired by the slave auction involving me, jarbaby and a manhattan…[/sub]
I’m perfectly normal. No bizarre fetishes. Certainly nothing involving a truckload of jello and latex stuffed monkeys. shiver
While you’re restraining yourself from not calling me lame for that last paragraph, check out the following link a coworker sent me in retaliation for tricking her into checking out the goatse.cx guy. No pictures, so it’s cubicle friendly, so long as your coworkers don’t get close enough to read anything.
Hmmm. I have this fantasy involving this certain person I know…well, let’s just call her “M”.
She can’t escape, as her hands will be tied to the headboard behind her, and her raised, spread legs will be tied to the bedposts. I will be able to ravage her in all sorts of ways that I know she likes. Of course, as soon as she starts to enjoy it, I’ll have to hold back and make her squirm with anticipation. She will beg me to continue, but I’ll still make her wait.
Since she’s also blindfolded, she’ll never know what I’m about to do…or what food, accessory, or body part I’ll use on her. This will go on for hours.
Weidest? Thats a subjective question. Personally, my thing with wanting to jump a guy while he’s handwashing dishes amuses me. I don’t like doing dishes. (But I am fond of sex on counter tops, so maybe that’s it) I orginally figured this one out while watching my SO do chores. No shirt, long muscular back and beautiful shoulders, consentrating on something other than me, warm soapy water…mmmm…
But I guess, from the outside, maybe my bondage/submissive stuff is odder. However, I know and accept that I’m into bondage and submission. Its not weird to me. Its just the way I am.
Hmm. Wrist-slitting may be a little extreme. And may I ask what we did to have the mods sic’d on us?
Blecch, I’m listening to a burned CD that someone left in the stero here in the Tech Help office. They have terrible taste, and they mix genres ridiculously. It’s one thing to be able to like all kinds of music, but it bespeaks bad taste to mix Alanis Morissette, Puff Daddy, Green Day and The Four Seasons.
Back on the freaky sexual topic, has anyone here ever translated Rammstein songs into English? Hoo boy. S&M and violent sex abounds. And they use flamethrowers on stage, so thumbs up here!
I don’t know why, but I seem to have this thing about Teeth.
It is not like I want to adore or worship some attractive ladies choppers, but I do notice them and can make judgements as to her appeal based on their appearance.
Like the young girl that lives down from us. Red hair down past her shoulders, slim build, nicely shaped body. All in all a very attractive young lady. But I was standing out there talking to her and her teeth were yellow. Now I don’t mean just off white, I mean “Big Bird” yellow. I was shocked. I couldn’t stand there and talk to her anymore. I had to excuse myself and walk away. I think it was the sudden shock.
I have seen her sence then, and they were not quite so bad. May it was some sort of trick of light of something.
Then there was another girl I knew at work. She wasn’t really all that pretty, but not ugly either. But her teeth were really great. Small and straight and white. And her gums were so healthy. Very stange.
Oh well, I don’t base my life or desires on other peoples teeth, but I am aware of them.
Oh, man, me too. Extra credit if she has long hair that reaches down to her mid or lower-back. Yowsah.
The next steady girlfriend I have, I’m purchasing a henna kit. This would be a thrill on so many levels of intimacy and sensuality, from drawing on her hands or feet while watching TV, to creating an elaborate design on her bare back while she lies nude across by lap. Oh yyyeeaahh!!
