Outside, On the Fence, In Front of Our Building, Which Houses Mainly Older Folks...

…Is a pair of black thongs.

And I don’t mean the foot kind.

Ewww!

  1. Well, there are your culprits right there.

  2. Fence sitters can show their asses if the issue is not properly covered.
    Thank you, I will be here all week.

:smack: ROFLMAO!

As in two thongs?

I think one item of undergarmentry would just be “a thong”.

Well, a pair of pants is just one article of clothing, so it stands to reason that you’d only wear it over one article of clothing, which could be called “a pair of things.” :dubious: :dubious:
pair of dubiouseses… get it?