Overheated genitalia of men and women

As a guy, I am dying right now. It’s about 95 degress F in the house with about 95% humidity, making for a BBQ of the family jewels. I am about ready to go shove an ice pack in my shorts.

Do you ladies suffer the same type of overheating of your breasts?

Which feels more uncomfortable:
Men who’s nuts are cooking, or women who’s breasts are roasting?

I would have to obviously say that the male scenario is the most uncomfortable.

mine get hot enough I put icecubes in my bra. Do you put uncovered icecubes in your undies?

Guys…I’m sorry but I must reveal a “guy secret”.

Ladies…when you see a man shake either leg, he is unsticking his scrotum from his leg. There is no other reason to shake a leg…as it were.

The scrotum is a wonderous, yet frightening thing. Normal body heat…it hangs just right…any extra heat will cause one’s bag to sag low. Too much heat, and it retracts into one’s body, until it resembles a turtle shell.

SMK…take a bath and don’t dry off…you’ll be fine… for a while anyways…moooooohahahahaa

I get heat rash underneath (what’s the underside of cleavage?). I’ve taken to using anti-perspirant and baby powder before getting dressed. I also get very warm “down there” and it’s very uncomfortable. Picture jeans in your un-air-conditioned car for an hour’s commute in 100+ deg weather. Oh yes, Texas is lovely in the summer. Not! I run to the shower immediately! God I hate to sweat… C’mon October!

Atleast you were in your house, try going to school with leather pants on. Twas not a pretty sight.