No, not that Ozzie. This Ozzie was a skunk. I said no, not that Ozzie. This Ozzie was a four legged tame skunk who decided to get nasty when his housemate was playing too rough, and bit the first thing he could put his skunk mouth on. Sadly, he was put to death to make sure that he didn’t have rabies. Judging from the story, he’s smarter than the guy he bit.
Penis ensued!
Yikes…unpleasant story all around. Sad…skunks can be very cute 'n cuddly.
One quote in there utterly baffles me, however:
I’m sorry, but unless we’re talking “serial killer”, is there anyone on the planet who is truly famous for hunting-based reasons?
Ted Nugent?
Col. James Henry Patterson.
If you’re looking for someone who’s still alive, I haven’t got a clue.
“It’s not what you think honey. We were just playing.”
Poor Ozzie and poor penis-bitten husband.
Hehe… beaten to the punch, but “it’s not what it looks like, honest!” was the first thing that sprang to mind.
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen the headline “Ozzie bites head off cock” before somewhere.
I considered him, but he’s firstly famous for his music.
Good point…“Big Game Hunter” never crossed my mind. Yeah, I suppose that’ll do.