Yep. One thousand posts since June 14th. It’s official: I have no life outside the SDMB ;).
I’d like to thank the Academy, and my lovely virtual wife racichikki, and Cecil, all the admins and mods, and all the other posters on the SDMB (except concrete’s latest incarnation).
Feel free to congratulate me. 
way to go, juggie.
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[extra supply of hats for party & * & * & * & * &]
I haven’t been to your virtual wedding thread yet; I should check that out.
This is precisely why the Man in Black got so far ahead of you. you were distracted by these dopers.
OK, OK, one quick celebratory round of “Hey Jude” and then it’s off to the desert with you.
Congratulations on 1000!
(Puts on party hat and sashays off to the good old SDMB corral to watch the party animals - well, PARTY!)
Have fun and please keep the safety on your gun!
Scotti
Ahem? don’t forget me. If not for the hottie/creepy hijacks, would you have made it without succumbing to the outside world? I think not. Congrats, my boy. 
::starts pouring out rounds of beers:: Let’s party!!
::rings doorbell::
Um, did anyone order a pizza?
BOW CHICKA BOW BOW
Happy 1000!
Yee Haw!
Congrats, Gunslinger.
Welcome to the club Gunslinger! Now touch off some C4 for all of us. Nothing like a bang up time!
[little boy voice] Someday, Gunslinger, I want to be just like you! 
[/little boy voice]
Congrats!
buys a drink at the bar and slides it down to Gunslinger
Well done pardner. Here’s to many more.
Congratulations!!! Happy posting and all that.
Congrats, 'Slinger. So glad to have you here. Ahhhhh… that maybe didn’t come out quite right. Ahem Blush
Anyway… Congrats!
{{{{{{Gunslinger}}}}}}
Congrats, Gunslinger!
Put another notch on the gun…
Virtually married, and a 1000th post party–some people have all the luck (grumble, grumble)
congrats, gun!
hmmm… this means a “celebration” is in order, eh? c’mon over here, you…
Yeesh. He and I registered on the same day and he just hit 1000. 
Well, I’ll get there eventually.
Howdy pard. Congratulations on your tenacity.
Have a virtual beer on me.
BTW, I just measured, and this town is big enough for the both of us.
And now we all know the secret to a high post count:
Post over and over and over again about how unfreakingbelievably sexy we are!!
I’ve been insulted!
::cries::