Yes, this is my 2,000th post!

SWM ISO a life. Please respond to…

Yer pal,

Balloons, confetti, toilet paper!


Why sex is better than religion: No need to rest on Sundays!


I am NEW…treat me as such…

but, Congrats on the 2000! = )

My GF just nuked me, so I’m a piece of poo… I love you, man!! = )(

I don’t believe in God, but I’m afraid of him…
I believe in God, but the only thing I’m afraid of is Keyser Sose!

Ah, like um… yer keepin’ track of this stuff?! I guess i’d better watch what I type. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m not up at 2AM, but I’ll be at the RATEOTU…the reastaurant…thread…

opens the bottle of champagne…pours some on his… ooppss! wrong answer. Congrats man! I knew all along you had it in you.

“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas

Sate,does anyone have more posts than you/ If so,youre still the BEST!

Ah, I didn’t notice I posted 1,836 times already. Well, soon my first intelligent post be forthcoming.

Lessee…I’ve been registered for 4 months now. I’ve made 15 posts including this one. That’s 3.75 posts a month. Annnnd…um…gives up and uses a calculator

Aha. At this rate, I shall be celebrating my 2000th post in 44 and a half years. So, uh, be prepared for it. Or something.

Happy P2k, Satan. I’m using P1K right now.

Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Isn’t it true Satan can only make a child every 1000 years/posts?

If so, who’ll be bearing your spawn?

Wow 2k? i am still edging towards 800. Man I don’t know whether to be jealous or happy that I don’t have that many… it’s sort of bittersweet, like you Brain!

How do you like that! And without so much as a “Kiss my foot” or “Have an apple”!

I would just like to take this moment to increase my posting total by 1.

Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.

WOOHOO for you Satan. (Sacrifices small children to further your fiendish plot.) :wink:


PS. Congrats to another of my favorites, UncleBeer. I would go to Toledo just to throw you a party. :slight_smile:

Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter